I wonder if Kate ever griefs him over his ‘type’? That’s a conversation I would love to hear.

Right?!??

While many people shipped Kate and Leo, I’m really happy they have sustained a friendship over the years. I think that’s cool. When Harry Met Sally was wrong (but I still love it).

They have so much in common. Like their sartorial choices. That neon pink under white! Those dad shorts! Just get together already.

Yeah, Hemsworth is selling himself short. The order of Chrises is a matter of personal preference apart from first (Pine) and last places (Pratt).

any time Titanic comes up, it brings me right back to Jez Senior Week...

I don’t know why. He’s just so charismatic. And good at what he does.”

Look you DO NOT FUCKING DIS THE WU TANG CLAN! Shit, that boy wasn’t just dropped on his head, his momma used his head as a space hopper.

Yes 59 is the best of people.

In a way Martin Shkreli’s curse is also his blessing. He’s actually too despicable to be given a fair trial.

It’s an LP, yes.

They had sex in his apartment on two separate occasions, only met up 3 times total (the first meeting was at a local sports bar, ha!). Said friend suffers from Borderline/MPD and is highly intelligent/attractive...told me she did it because she easily ‘could’ and found it to be funny (to my obvious disgust). She’s…

That line sounds like it could have come directly from one of my good friends. I laughed good and hard when I read that one.

I’d definitely like to buy Juror 59 a beer.

When I learn about assholes like this, I’m always curious about their early life, before they pulled the asshole move that was such an asshole move it made them famous. Like, how did his fledging assholery manifest in middle school? At family Thanksgivings? On dates? There must be some gradual progression into these…

Why twice? Was it an LP record?

I like this guy.

Assuming “punch him dead” is not to be taken literally*, yeah, sure, I got a couple bucks for your bail.

Holy crap on a biscuit, I actually snagged one. Thanks for the heads up, and enjoy your commission, lol.

Holy crap on a biscuit, I actually snagged one. Thanks for the heads up, and enjoy your commission, lol.