charlotte29
Charlotte29
charlotte29

I found a little baby bat yesterday and tried to nurse him back to health (found him on my bathroom floor, in bad shape) until I could get him back to his bat mommy or to a wildlife rehab centre. Things were looking good but he didn’t make it. Thanks.

People always ask me how I stay in shape and looking so good.

Hey, if somebody’s got to do it, we could do worse than Johnny Depp. As far as I can tell, his career is mostly over, and his kids are already teenagers. If he’s willing to do the time....

LOL. She’s actually said in more intimate convos she’s not really into white dudes, that’s just a fun act.

Where the warriors at?

Maybe it’s James Remar.

That sketch is still so freaking awesome!

We all know it’s Kyle Mooney (but secretly really Jost).

Look, I’m not normally one to support women fighting over a dude (especially not when it’s Colin Jost) but oh my god do I want to see Leslie Jones and Scarlett Johanssen fight each other.

“He’s a model... in Canada. You don’t know him; he goes to a different school.” - Leslie Jones

Fine. I’ll admit it. It’s me. She just makes me feel so safe when I’m in her arms.

Jost is the side piece

It’s fairly obvious that it’s Colin Jost, no?

Is her boyfriend Jon Snow? I know she has a massive crush on him.

Aside from a deep tan and bad bleach job, Donatella looked pretty normal back then. Was she Penelope Cruz beautiful? No. But she couldn’t double as a stand-in for Janice from The Muppets.

And pale. Needs way more tanning to be realistic.

Yeah, that’s what I thought.... Is this another example of yellow-washing??

I thought that was Holly Madison at first.