Also it uses a metaphor coherently.

...you mean like what half the commenters on this site do?

RIGHT?! I’ve been trying to get one for months!!!

RIGHT?! I’ve been trying to get one for months!!!

THE HEADER IMAGES!!!!!!

All the Hemsworths seems like they’d be a hoot to hang out with.

I find the only really douchey thing about Leo is his propensity to date 20 something blonde models. At the same time though... it’s not like he’s coercing these women to date him, and it’s not like they’re getting a bad end of the bargain (unless they expect marriage or a seriously long term relationship which at…

I do find it adorable that Kate & Leo have remained good friends throughout all these years.

Wait. Twice as in, two times in that night or twice as in two separate occasions? Did she know who he was at the time and just wanted to fuck him for the story? I have many questions.

Was literally about to say that.

I love this so much. Not “he looked like a snake,” or “he seems like a snake,” just straight up “that’s a snake.” A time when a direct metaphor was NOT interchangeable with a simile.

Right. I’m not saying she IS old, I’m saying she’s old to be having a kid. Like, I don’t think its controversial to point out that there are a slew of studies that show your risk of maternal complications and birth defects go up exponentially after 35.

Also... Cersei is kinda old at this point to be having kids so that plus the incest wouldn’t bode well for a potential behbeh.

I thought she was Canadian?

I figure if it’s true, he got the Queen’s permission beforehand, but they want to make a formal announcement rather than have the paps get the scoop by getting a shot of the rock on her finger when she’s walking through the airport. I feel like Will and Kate did the same thing?

Tracy is against running because it makes you bulky or some shit like that. For real.

bahahahahahahaha Tina Louise?!?!?!

But but he said he’s “against Trump” (LOLOLOL)

Dude, I had the same thought. I really can’t with cultural snobbery. In fact, I think there’s an argument to be made that it’s better to make your cultural palette as diverse as possible, because it gives you insight into the tastes of different types of people.

I mean I’d like to do more than just give Peter a hug, personally...

Eric would be the BEST! He was adorable! And he has the best back story for TV ever.