Chuck Norris has met his match

Put up a kickstarter for your plane ticket and I'll send you home like the bitch you are

See, you're just a pussy like all the rest.

Or should I get a handful of pansies for you..?

Wait, it's gonna take you forever to get here on your faggy scooter, why should I bother talking shit

Step up and you can have a piece.

Well, I tried. Want to fuck with the bull, you get the horns. I’m 34. I live in the mountains west of Boulder Colorado. I ride bikes for fun, I move furniture for a living, and as a hobby I make fun of faggots like you. If you want a piece, I'll mop a parking lot with your face as well. Be A man and step to the plate.

ill say again.. want to be a man? dont be a wuss, ill put up what i have, then ill mop a parking lot with your face, then you can go home crying like a man. you can save some face, and i get to do some free dentistry

sounds like youre making excuses to me, but hey, whatever makes you comfey in your faggotisms.

oh ... and your new ride

found your new desktop background

how bout this, ill be the first one to throw down. i dare you, i double dare you mother fucker. i dont care who you are, where youre from, what you look like, or how tough you think you are. fight me, man to man, bare nuckle in a junkyard ring fightclub style, an ill put up pinks for ten bikes against whatever youre…

bored? i was just getting started.

this has got to be a record, ive never trolled a fish so long. u must be mad bro

my dad and my uncle, in the dirt bike corner. at last count, i own 22 running, 41 total, not counting frames and projects.