Translation:  Snoop has a small ass dick.  

You got so mad you started stalking me like the gay faggot you are.   

lol You are obsessed with me.  I will never date you dumb fag.  

lol  You are  a whiny faggot who spends his life whining on the internet like the loser nerd you are.   Kill yourself.  

Democrats and Republicans need to work together and legalize rape for rich people.   Seems like it would solve a lot of problems and Epstein proved that most Americans don’t care if rich people rape anyone.   

lol   I triggered you so badly you are now stalking me.    I’m not gay faggot.    Good try though gay boy.  

I was molested by Blue Man Group and my proof is my asshole is covered in blue paint.  

When someone annoys me I start mocking them because I’m a chad.    When someone annoys you you start whining because you are a karen.   lol  

6A and 6B of The Sopranos is the greatest run of episodes in television history.  

lol  Whatever you need to tell yourself whiny gay guy.  

I’m doing a 100% accurate impression of Jo Koy’s comedy.    His entire act is silly asian voices.  

You are triggered because I’m 100% right about you whiny old boomers.    None of you are funny people.   Just a bunch of old, right wing, scared, whiny losers who hate anyone who is different from you.   

You are mad.   That’s why you keep posting your long whiny screeds like a loser.   Whine more boomer.  

You are a whiner.    You are such an unfunny loser you whine about the number of spaces after a period.    You are a whiny, unfunny, old boomer fag which seems to be Dave’s entire fanbase now.   Really shows how far Dave has fallen appealing to whiny losers like you.   

How is it flopping when you are an unfunny no talent like Jo Koy?    *asian grandma voice*    No rikey Joe’s comedy.   It sucky sucky.  

Only a racist could be friends with a woman beater like Jones you fucking idiot.  

lol  You are mad because I’m 100% right about you unfunny whiny old homos.  

lol   You are mad because I’m 100% right about what an unfunny whiny old retard you are.     

It’s funny when rich people die.   Nothing will ever top Kobe dying like a bitch in his little helicopter.   Maybe the Montgomery Gentry guy but Kobe dying was pretty funny.  

Whine more you absolute pussy.   That’s all you right wing losers ever do.  Play victim and whine.