The fact America still functions as the go to “fuck me, it really could be worse” is the only thing stopping me completely burning out at this rate. Sure our government can’t get testing off the ground still, got caught that not taking part in EU procurement schemes was a political decision, has a PM still AWOL yet…

I work in a five star hotel and casino in las vegas. I scrub floors, shampoo carpets, take out trash, so on and so on. and I have chronic asthma.

This was a big week for Sohla. I already liked her, but that 3 Chefs/3 Ways video and her hilarious homemade Brad shot her into the top tier of BATK talent for me. She’s hilarious and I loved her admission that her pasta water foam was a troll on her part that unexpectedly worked. I really hope 3 Chefs/3 Ways becomes…

I think the only way you could be disappointed by Parasite would be if you had some of the turns spoiled for you, otherwise you look around with about ten minutes left in the movie and you say “how the fuck did we end up here?”

i can say without a doubt that i love Chunk and the man who took the time to not only build him a garden, but FILM, EDIT AND POST HIS WEEKLY REVIEW. my heartstrings are at full taut

I finished it and immediately I said “That’s clearly the best film of the year, it will never win the Oscar.” And then I said, “But do I like it even more than Memories of Murder? (a 2003 or so Bong movie that I think is the best film of the century so far) Not quite as much but it’s darn close.”

groundhogs chew like they’re a person chewing gum who’s getting ready to yell at someone.

One of the few bright spots in The Great Quarantine Of ‘20 is my neighborhood pizza place is open and doing well. Marty the delivery guy says they’re as busy as ever and then some. It’s a family-owned business that’s been around for decades and the father is still tossing dough as he approaches 80 yo. Good people and…

Correction: that is SENATOR Tammy Duckworth, thank you very much

Many of us can agree that Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend is a wonderful podcast filled with delightful and insightful conversations with celebrities.  But the Keegan Michael Key episode is downright hilarious with consistent goofy laughter through the whole thing.  

Sophie, Countess of Egg.

Princess Michael of Kent will be wearing a brooch depicting a jar of mayonnaise. 

I wish they had had Andy do Chris’s blindfolded chef routine when they were switching up shows.  Given how well he’s done in some of the blind tasting competitions they’ve done, I think he might be good at it!

“Redmon is “working on a tell-all memoir.” At least we now have something to look forward to!”

Cadbury anything is better in the UK - they’re literally different recipes. It’s sad! I loooooove cadbury mini eggs, but in North America they’re just not the same.

Priya and especially Sohla are kind of the newer kids on the block so I think that’s why they get less attention.  Plus neither really has their own show yet.  They put out recipes, but they don’t have an ongoing thing like Gourmet Makes, It’s Alive, Molly Tries, Reverse Engineering.  Hopefully they have something in…

Here for "Salty Molly". Also can we get rid of Delany and his incessant chatter about how cool his taste in music is? This show is about FOOD.

All you have to do is lose him to a tragic accident in a future that provides featureless sex dolls that can be grown into him using his DNA. Simple, really.

Starred for Salty Molly.

My weed never really gets “put away.”