This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

So he is saying the people in the administration (trump) feel frustrated and demoralized when they get criticized?

DO 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 FEEL 👏🏾 SORRY 👏🏾 FOR 👏🏾 HER!!!

Here’s another angle:

Thank you Mr. Spicer for your service. You have done an incredible service for this country by delivering a clear, unambiguous message: it’s working. If there’s one thing to take away from this “press conference” it’s that everything we’re doing, everything we are achieving together is genuinely and legitimately…

Two things:
“I think it’s important to understand that whether it’s the president himself, the vice president, the senior team, the volunteers, or the people who are out there just in america that voted for him that walked the streets or put up a sign, that to constantly be told no no no and to watch him go yes yes yes…

Here’s the thing.

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

Trump basically just sent him out as a human tweet. He said exactly the sort of things we coulld have expected at 3AM on his twitter. I am only surprised that Spicer did not end the statement with “SAD!”

Found this on the interwebs. Had to share.

It was gratifying watching Kellyann Conman almost choke on the words when she brought up “Sean Spicer gave *hurk* alternative facts.” I can almost see the ulcer forming.

Jenna: “Once Trump got elected, I was like, I’m going to be here—and comments I got from other people in my life that voted for him, like ‘I don’t understand why you’re even going, it’s not like you can change the presidency.’ And I was like, okay, thank you, because now I know for sure that I’m going.”

Oh my gosh this is wonderful!! And he looks so happy, hahaha.

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

here’s something Herr Drumpf can take credit for:

but why red of all colors?

I hope this goes without saying but please, no one tune in to the inauguration today. Don’t use any hashtags about it that are neutral (like #inauguration). Please let this ego maniac have one of the least viewed, non Twitter trending inaugurations of all time. Unfollow him if you follow him on Twitter.