Even he didn’t want to deal with Trump presidency.

I think the federal government is more like a bus that will explode if it goes under 50mph. And Obama is Keanu Reeves and we’re Sandra Bullock. And Donald Trump is Dennis Hopper.

Okay Obama....but what does Uncle Joe have to say about the matter?

David Miscavige!

Jesus, this whole “I am president of the whole country, not just the people who voted for me” is really not sinking in for the Donald, huh?

Cats don’t like them either:

President Trump, take these pills, stay up all night, and by the way, here’s your phone.

“This buffoon is going to be the puppet of Kusher, Pence, Bannon and Preibus.”

My brain can only flop back and forth between two thoughts:

I wonder how long until Kellyanne Conway has to go in front of journalists all like:

DAMMIT NED WINTER IS HERE

I felt a spark of hope when Harry Reid didn’t back down after being threatened by Trump’s personal Eva Braun (seriously, you can’t tell me that lady doesn’t have a few human skin lampshades at home).

Well, fuck. If it’s going to burn, make it an inferno I guess.

you know what i will miss most about obama?

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

I have it from a good source that the Trump Transition Team has been watching this instructional video:

One of Trump’s advisors said as recently as last weekend that they were planning on what to do after the election with the assumption that Trump would lose, and had no real plan for a victory.

“ Trump’s team had (as of Wednesday) literally no pages”