Let this mutherfucking country burn to the ground, while the destroyed middle class join the rest of us poor people in tents and the wealthy watch from their reinforced penthouses. My sympathy for all of us who will suffer under this presidency is nowhere to be found. I feel like a shell of a human being.

We are all Charleton Heston on The Planet of the Deplorables.

It’s all on you now assholes. You have the presidency, the house and the senate. Ted Cruz will be wearing his jester’s costume and the American people will be waiting for everything to be fixed, since there won’t be any benghazi hearings, any birther whisperings - nothing to get in your way of fixing all of our…

This does not sound pleasant. Too much stuff to get in the way of the ice cream.

Is this the substitute low-rent Karl Rove election meltdown from Fox?

I keep imagining myself tonight pacing around with a bottle of scotch in one hand and a cigarette in the other doing my best Martin Sheen “Two Cathedrals” impression, passing out and waking up to be Charlton Heston in “The Planet of the Deplorables.” Time for another klonopin!

I am now imagining Tiffany to be the iguana who escaped from all of those snakes in the Planet Earth 2 video. Run Tiffany run!

Fuck you Trump

A fantastic Facebook post from George Takei:

A story in the Daily Fail showing Harry against young pictures of Prince Philip. There is a definite resemblance.

I see attack ads for her all the time on Hulu. Those and the repulsive yet facsinating ads for Hormel pepperoni that uses the song My Sharona.

“Whatever - I’m still voting for him”