So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…

$19 million guaranteed. For that. I am 100% convinced now that pretty much NOBODY knows what the fuck they are doing in the NFL.

This is breathtaking in just how few fucks he gives.

I’m going to keep saying this until it happens: Shannon Sharpe deserves his own show.

I’m not sure how this got started, but my friends and I used to smoke Black and Milds (and White Owls) ALL THE TIME in my white-as-fuck Massachusetts town. The smell crosses all ethnicities and boundaries.

When a grown ass Black man or Black woman says, “Hold on, first of all”, twice in a row at that, you about to be told something that should not have to be explained to you to begin with. Nucca.

I was waiting for him to say “Why you always bringin’ up old shit?” when she said “Weren’t you with the G-Men?”

I personally enjoyed Joy’s reaction. “Your calling black and mild’s cigars?”

Wait, do white people not know what Black and Milds are? How can you not know what they are?????

buddy why do you think i quit

no spicy nuggets, no peace

Why am I able to perfectly read this in your voice now?

It was nice of the Thunder to let Westbrook take one last picture with the basketball in his hands before Carmelo joins the team.

LOLLakers

The only thing that could make this more Russell Westbrook level petty would be if he signed this on Durant’s birthday.

I guess I’m EXTREMELY not sure how you see that as leading with the shoulder. His shoulders are squared behind his head, and the crown of his helmet impacts Adams’s face mask. That’s about as head-hunting as head-hunting gets.

In all honesty, I don’t know how anyone with a conscience can keep watching after seeing that.

Saw the thumbs up, but did anyone see him move his legs. Cheap shot, should get suspension. Also Bears suck, hard.

Am I the only one who never has problems with the video player?

Imagine retooling a show and having Kevin James be the part of what you keep.