“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

“Welcome to the Department of Justice!”

“Why were you fired from your last job?”

Dude’s a troll.

If you actually watched the playoffs during their most recent 3 finals, Gasol was the most important Laker. Maybe he wasn’t the best, but the whole frontcourt dominated almost every team those 3 years. When Bynum, Odom and Gasol were healthy they controlled every game. It’s too bad Odom and Bynum were headcases and…

Why the fuck would you ask such a rhetorical question? Of course we are, and the Pats will win another Super Bowl and we’ll all feel empty inside.

Vasilii is also in pretty good shape, so this news isn’t terribly surprising.

I thought it was hilarious a Boston native was lecturing someone else about racism.

There’s nothing anyone can say about the city of Philadelphia that Bill Burr didn’t cover in his infamous 12 minute attack on a philly audience.

I think you mean “really old billionaire fashion emperor,” but “guy” will suffice.

This is way off topic but it’s a story I feel only you Jezzies will appreciate.

Jesus. Sure lady, somewhere down the lineage my ancestors were probably raped by a white man, so...Is that supposed to be a compliment? Like how are you supposed to answer that?

I’m a yellow boy with a dark brown father. She assumed mommy was white. Explained she’s a light skinned black woman she goes on to drop the I can see the white in you bomb.

Damn... that’s so racist my soul literally vomited a little bit.

Jesus.

Wow. That’s fucked.

Wow... I’ve never heard this one before.

I can see the white in you.