I can’t protect you

You can feed a family of four for like $6 on those things.

If you have a Costco card, the Kirkland Signature hot dogs are manufactured by Hebrew National. Great deal if you need a lot of hot dogs.

WHERE IS SMASH BROS FOR SWITCH!?!?!!?!?

:/

Watching the stock tracker in case the SNES Classic pre-order goes live. That’s a game right?

Deal with a clogged toilet.

Send money to a Nigerian prince.

Now show us how he parked at the airport...

Han Solo should not get an origin story. The entire reason you like him in the first movies is because you don’t really know what he’s about. He’s a mystery. Is he good, bad, whatever.

Doggett wasn’t awful but he’s boring as fuck and I’m glad the X-Files in-verse has collectively forgotten about him.

Late lunch is the only answer. If you leave for lunch at 1 or 2, then you have less of the day to come back to. HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT KNOW THIS?

I was wondering where the rest of the article was. Glad I clicked on this to read 4 sentences and learn nothing new. Thanks, Kotaku.

Yea, I haven’t shopped at shady Gamestop in a long time.

At this point Nintendo either has some very awful, awful marketing departments, who insist that short-handing supply lines is a good idea, or Nintendo really is that bad at managing production of their hardware.

I demand that the Freeze be checked for PEDs, and if he is found clean, they should give him some.

You’re giving him more credit than I was. I figured he only made it through the title.

I mean, it sure looked to me like the fan was booking it pretty well before The Freeze took off. The Freeze is an amazing runner.

black cats are great until you get that one whose wick only lasts like a tenth as long as normal and it blows up on your hand

Yes, but 4,798 sparklers duct taped together destroys the rest. And anything near it.