I don't even understand the last stray observation. I know he's quoting GJ, but seriously? He appreciates how toxic the patriarchy in the town is, but it's the crazy bitches he wants to get away from? Okay. I'm sure it was just a glib throwaway, but it was pretty dumb all the same.

He was on Suburgatory last night looking super hot.

…when is she not used as hipster-fodder?

I'm sorry if this is forward, but I think I love you. Let's get married and run off to Jamaica or wherever and get honeymoon braids.

I lol'd. Hard.

It's possible that I was so blinded by my delight at Josie's absence that I loved the episode more than I would have otherwise.

Samesies. He and his Bravo blog are the best.

I really didn't think this episode was that bad.

The first live show was an "ill-advised disaster"? Are you insane? It was hilarious.

She did seem to use more natural expressions on her face. Hm.

She did seem to use more natural expressions on her face. Hm.

I didn't mean from the first season; I meant from her last appearance on the show.

I didn't mean from the first season; I meant from her last appearance on the show.

Samesies. I sobbed like a drunk Irish baby.

Samesies. I sobbed like a drunk Irish baby.

Did anyone else think Cerie looked really different? Or is it just that she's never on the show anymore and is thus unrecognizable?

Did anyone else think Cerie looked really different? Or is it just that she's never on the show anymore and is thus unrecognizable?

I loved how the background music was sometimes reminiscent of a fantasy/RPG/whatever video game.

I loved how the background music was sometimes reminiscent of a fantasy/RPG/whatever video game.

Energy balls.