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Nope. There will probably be a PC version, though.

Is it weird that this thing is the first game that makes me want a PS5? Even though I already own Remake on PS4 and the Yuffie chapter is just DLC?

Look at Mortal Dicktaster spewing bullshit again. 

Why would Sony do that? The whole point of something like this would be to sell PS5's.

This thing will sink or swim depending on whether or not RE: Village is PSVR compatible. 

Ah, Phil Harrison. Can’t have a videogame fuck up without Phil Harrison. From telling everyone rumble was a “last gen feature” when he worked at Sony to being partly responsible for the disastrous Xbox One launch, Harrison has always been at the forefront of clusterfucks. No surprise to see him with Stadia now.

For me, as someone who never bought Overwatch because there was no story, this makes me actually interested. I may buy Overwatch 2, purely for single player.

I get it. You’re showing how much cooler you are than people who actually enjoy the games by pretending to be above knowing which character is in which videogame franchise. Very bougie of you. 

Sub Zero and Scorpion were always Asian in the games. It’s the first movie that made them white (and Mortal Kombat 3, if we’re being fair).

That is a very low bar to go over as the first movie was mediocre and overrated and the second movie was a giant fishing net filled with hot excrement. 

So, what you want is a repeat of Mortal Kombat: Annihilation? Fuck that!

I mean, if it’s not available on the #1 console it’s for, of course, it’s not going to sell well. The majority of its sales were going to be PS4 and until that can be fixed, Cyberpunk will continue to sell poorly.

Looks like Eleven is actually a bonus character.

Wow, how could anyone with such a “dude, I just copped a feel on your sister” smirk be guilty of anything?

I guarantee you whoever is responsible for this not only doesn’t have a vagina, they haven’t been near one since birth.

I feel like Ryan Reynolds would be a better Handsome Jack.

Man, at 144p, it looks like those old Sega CD side scrollers with the FMV backgrounds, like Bram Stoker’s Dracula. 

Who gives a fuck what Xbox offers on an article about Playstation? What fanboy bullshit nonsense is that? Just tell people how to play the right version and shut it.

I’m a console gamer, so I have no horse in this race and would rather give up gaming altogether than ever become a PC gamer, but...good for them! Exclusives are good for the industry. Makes everyone work harder to keep their share of the market. I miss the PS2 days when 90% of everything was exclusive to one thing or

So...second icon. Got it.