Maybe you should drink a gallon of bleach. Just a thought.

Shut your fucking hole, incel. 

Oh god, Joshua is doing the review?!? Ugh. He’s probably going to whine that it isn’t enough like Destiny 2 and Warframe (which is exactly why we want to play it) and that he’s too good for the humor. Then he might complain about how the accepted industry term “Metroidvania” gives him a sad.

Great, this is when he lets the Homelander loose.

Shapiro said this while vigorously stroking himself with his between index finger and thumb.

Good. It’s nice to see more talented people get things over an overrated hype creation who can’t even write her own stuff.

Every lifeless loser incel that reported her would do the world a giant favor by ingesting a gallon of bleach immediately. Seriously. Die. You contribute nothing to the world and, at least as fertilizer, would be useful. 

It’s weird that the PS4 versions haven’t been announced. 

In high school, I had a best friend who didn’t know how to erase his answering machine, and had a scary biker dad who sometimes got home before he did. This was the early 90's, so read what you will about what biker means. Anyway, one day, I thought it’d be funny to call him up and leave a message, right after school, …

Oh sweetie, it’s okay. I get it. It’s late. You’re waiting for the AARP payments to come in and you’re just so confounded by the thought of people not liking that young Joe Biden fella that you’re unaware that not everyone who supports Sanders considers themselves a Democrat. That a whole lot of independents only…

The real world? Hahahaha. That’s funny. A poll of people too dumb to hang up when a phone surveyor calls them are not representative of the real world. I actually used to do that job, sunshine. I can tell you how very inaccurate it was. Remember when Al Gore was winning, coming out of the exit polls? Yeah.

So, sit…

I’m actually super bummed this isn’t a new Outbreak. I will not be picking this one up. 

Not a single Sanders supporter’s second choice is Biden. It’s Warren. Every single time. It’s Warren. And for most Warren supporters, Bernie is the second choice. Those are the only two viable candidates in this race. Biden getting the nomination means independents and young people stay home, which means Trump sails…

Oh fuck that. As a New Yorker, I don’t want a giant fucking bullseye on the city like that. Taking him alive so that his followers can make him a martyr with the entire world watching would have been the absolute worst possible thing that could have happened.

And if he was convicted, then what? He goes to Guantanamo?…

Not sure  why any of those things are shameful.

You sound like a profoundly stupid person and the type that Trumpanzees site when they say that liberals are weak. You don’t think he’d put up a fight? Are you that fucking stupid? Do you think he’d just turn himself in with an, “Aw, shucks, you got me?” No, with people like him, you take them out or they take you…

Why is the winner’s picture not in the article, but the loser celebrated? Serena’s popularity was tied to her winning. Those who defeat her should be equally celebrated.

Awwww. That’s a bummer.

Anyone not Japanese who would call it the cross button is someone who has never known the touch of another human being.

When you were mugged, did they let you guys finish, at least?