What a stupid fucking article. Someone needs to smash Sam’s laptop to prevent such idiocy in the future. The only ones who lose here are the fans of quality films.

Same guy who wrote this also tried to lead a failed crusade against the universally accepted and loved term “Metroidvania.” He’s kinda the lower tier on Kotaku.

I had to look and see if this was the same silly silly person who got a knot in his panties about the universally accepted and loved term “Metroidvania.” It was, so I wasn’t surprised to see this sort of weird elitist bullshit attitude in the article.

You sound incredibly stupid and you have absolute shit taste. Comic Tulip is amazing. Show Tulip is a waste of both the character and Ruth Negga.

You have garbage taste.

We call one of my cousins Fredo, because he’s dumb and his name is Fred. There’s nothing racist about it. It’s an insult, but it is nowhere near any of the actual racial slurs for Italians I’ve heard.

Oh god, the things I heard sports teams and frat guys used to do to each other were ridiculous. I remember hearing about jock guys who had to pass a 45" record from guy to guy, holding it between their ass cheeks, and if anybody dropped it, they got the shit beaten out of them. Don’t know how true that was, since I…

Considering that you are NOT going to get your candy land fantasy of a fair and just system where the police treat everybody equally, despite their color, I am perfectly okay with not only labeling these assholes terrorists but with them receiving the full treatment that people of color have received in this country.…

As someone who graduated in 1993, I can tell you that the underwear came down on a few people in high school. No one ever did that to me in high school, probably because I wore super tight pants. That came later when I was in my twenties and certain women I knew felt it was totally okay to just pull someone’s pants…

Back when I was in my 20's, I can actually think of a few women I’ve known who did that to me. At one party once, I remember a woman I knew would introduce me to her friends by saying I was hung and tell me to whip it out for whichever of her friends she ran into that night. Now, I’ve always been a bit of an…

No. The last 20 minutes of Revenge of the Sith is the only somewhat acceptable part of the prequels. The rest was steaming, gushing, overflowing excrement.

I mean, the Pod Racing Dreamcast game was fun. The movie scene, not so much.

And Darth Maul is the Boba Fett of that movie. He has like two lines and gets killed quickly. I don’t see how any of that holds up.

No, they didn’t.

I remember trying to make excuses for why I didn’t like it (“Uh...it’s just the first part of a three part movie...I can’t expect it to be good until I’ve seen all three”). It sucked and no one actually enjoyed it.

You are neither funny, nor clever, and you will die unloved and alone.

  I very much agree. Paul Feig’s sub-SNL skits pretending to be movies do not do her justice, at all. Watching those, you’d think she had no ability to act, but when you see her in dramatic roles, you see it’s simply that he’s as bad a director as he is a writer. 

Is Take Two a branch of the government? If not, then I think you are one of many people grossly misinformed about what the First Amendment actually says.

All of these losers can suck it.

This is just stupid. Are we saying that a mentally ill person cannot be a villain now? I suffer every day from self-destructive thoughts and have to fight often against crippling anxiety, so I know that real life mental illness is no joke, but this is fiction. This isn’t advocating for anyone to be harmed. This isn’t…

Well, I do have to respect you saving your money every time you sucked a hobo’s dick for a nickel.