Yeah, I’m sure Mayberry or wherever else the fuck you’re from (don’t tell me. It’s not New York, so nobody gives a fuck about it) is perfect. Eat a dick, pal.

I’m willing to bet money that not only could you have not written a better episode, I’m going to bet that you have absolutely nothing resembling talent in any creative field, whatsoever.

The trailer just made me think “Borderlands,” but without the cell shading and with one fourth the wit.

Then you haven’t been paying attention this generation.

The Xbox does not sell on par with PS4 in America. The Xbox One has sold less than half what the Playstation 4 has. In fact, the Switch is pretty on track to outselling the XB1 and moving to being the #2 system.

People look at Japan or whatever and think, “Oh, that’s why the PS4 is outselling XBox,” but Japan is…

Please never write anything again ever. Like when the Amazon guy shows up with a package, tell him, “I’m sorry. I might write something that sucks, so I can’t sign that.”

Holy shit, I didn’t even know it was possible there were people out there so shitty that they’d actually want Arya to give up her entire character to…

So, if I am to understand this article correctly, because you were spoiled and still like the game, it perfectly okay to fuck with people’s experience with it. Got it.

As someone who owns both systems but prefers my PS4 to the Switch, I still hope the PS4 version sells like shit.

A way of being spoiled that didn’t anger me but left me a bit disappointed was working as a background extra on a tv show I intended on watching. My first day on the job was the season finale, so I knew who died, who the big bad was, and how the final confrontation went. That made the season a bit anticlimactic.

I hate spoilers. I would criminally prosecute people who give spoilers. They destroy the emotion of a scene for me. I think they are an act of mental violence and thievery, because they steal from someone, the ability to experience something for the first time.

I had two big events of Endgame ruined for me and for a…

Did you wake up, this morning, and realize you had to write an article but couldn’t think of anything worthwhile to write?

Caroline Siede, you have become the new hero of the incels. Every single one of them who were upset that the movie “pandered to the extreme leftists” are going to link this article and say, “Even a woman agrees with us!” Congrats on that...uh...distinction.

100%. Caroline basically just gave them all the ammo they need to whine their little incel heads off about it. They will completely point to this article as a way of saying that “even a woman” agrees with them.

I bet your mom wishes she got rid of you too. She probably told you that too. It’s why you hate women so much.

If you are trying to make us think you aren’t a lonely, worthless incel whose abortion would have made the world a better place, having to tell us that your remarks are cutting and accurate is not the way to do it. If they actually were cutting and accurate, we’d all know and you wouldn’t have to say anything. You…

You must be the most fun person at your Identity Evropa meetings.

This guy 100% deserved it. If he wasn’t a dick about it, no one would have even thought of touching him.

If I’m taking a flight, especially if it’s a business trip, I will gladly back up the story of someone who an injustice is happening to, but I be damned if I’m going to not get where I need to get on time.