I had a friend stay over who pissed my bed. I told her to take a shower and tried not to embarrass her too much about it while I changed the sheets. I then took my mattress and swapped it out with my brother’s mattress. I never told him about that and I turned it upside down in his bed. I wonder if he ever found out.

There was the one woman I went home with who wanted to go doggy style only for me to realize she was having a really really having period. I learned that when my thighs were suddenly sticky. I’m not opposed to period sex, if I know a person well enough, but when you don’t me and it’s coming out like someone stabbed…

I understand doing this to a particular customer who has been a dick to you, but just doing it to do it is scummy behavior and I hope leads to actual arrests.

What the fuck game were you playing, dude? You do fight Araena. And then you run into her about a dozen times throughout the game. In the later parts, she’ll occasionally come help you in random battles. She was a character so popular that people were bummed when her DLC was cancelled.

Also, you do fight Ravus towards…

It must be hard to sit with that giant stick up your ass.

Is it a selfie stick? Is that why you’re so upset by a completely optional thing?

Why do you have a PC mod where Ermac does Cassie’s finisher, other than Cassie actually doing her finisher? That’s really weird.

I’d settle for storymode stuff for the DLC characters.

So, you would rather the models don’t get paid to do something it appeared they were having fun doing? You would rather those women go without the work? Got it.

I’d be very surprised if the Switch additions to DQXI don’t end up as DLC for the PC and PS4 versions.

Yes, a person who views your entire existence as irrelevant, so your opinion means dick to me.

Who argues about it? My friends ask me what system to buy, I tell them the same one as me. I’m the one they turn to for videogame advice, so it works out. Only one of them has ever defied me on this and whatever, she can go without playing with the rest of us.

Shut up with that racist shit, you Trumpanzee filth. The fact that you’d use “South Central L.A.” as some sort of code word for minorities is disgusting. Fuck off, you Nazi pig!

Seriously, why does anyone care about it? I don’t see why people don’t just buy the same system their friends have. 

“The Day I Met G. G. Allin.”

I’ve seen dicks on the train, but usually just hanging out of someone’s pants. The only time I ever saw someone actively masturbating on the train, he had his hand down his pants.

I have three stories, all kinda small, but whatever.

You know, I can’t fault the guy for that, really.

This is the type of joke that should result in him having a broken jaw. That’s just such a shitty subhuman thing to do. I hope when this guy finally does go, it’s slow, it’s painful, and nobody believes he needs any help. Fuck him and fuck anyone defending him.

You’re right. I am cute. Thank you.

Yeah, I could deal with KH4 in five or six years. That’d still be quicker than the 13 it was between 2 and 3 (not counting all the non-numbered, but equally canon titles).