He’s such an awesome voice actor.

I remember Spyro being the first game to make me violently ill, back on PS1. Then, during the Dreamcast/PS2 era, first person shooters used to give me severe motion sickness. When I got a PS3, Clive Barker’s Jericho came out and my girlfriend and I, being really big Clive Barker fans, got it the first day I had the…

You do realize that’s entirely opinion, right?

I love every moment of his taunting with that voice. It’s so perfectly condescending and douchey. It fits Ardyn perfectly.

And then I scroll down and I see you made an attempt at a joke about the ads. Color me surprised that someone did...

It’s so weird to see Ardyn speaking in Japanese. It so doesn’t fit him. The English voice acting for him is just so perfect.

I wonder how many unfunny losers are going to make failed attempts at jokes about the ads, even though they can be turned off and the tournament isn’t even requiring they use them.

Personally, I don’t really care who wins. I will only be watching on Sunday and then only to see who the season 4 characters are. Good…

Right now, it’s just the world’s slowest car crash.

I’ll give the game a look in 2020 or so and possibly pick it up if it receives A Realm Reborn/No Man’s Sky levels of improvement by then.

I disagree with, pretty much, your whole list. I guess we might as well make this a thing, keeping in mind the only MCU film I think is actively bad is Age of Ultron...

If it makes you feel better to believe that, sure.

One gets pleasure from where it is offered.

Did I get served? Is it on? Are he and I going to have a dance off now? Oh no, I don’t want to get F’d in the A.

Actually, pretty much anyone who knows me knows I’m like this online, because this is how I am in real life. In fact, I’ve even had friends come over when I’m in the middle of commenting and told them, “Wait a second. Someone said something stupid and I’m going to hurt their feelings for it.” My best friend actually…

See, I think if an RPG’s main story is less than 40 hours, I feel ripped off.

Not the same thing. There aren’t episodes of Game of Thrones that you are okay to miss if you don’t feel like taking the time to watch them. You have to watch them all if you want the full story. Games are an interactive medium. TV shows are a passive one.

Okay...? And so, it’s the average JRPG length. What’s your point? I’m certainly not doing it all in one session. I will probably be playing it for weeks. That’s what I expect out of a $60 game.

Save face? Are we in a martial arts movies, now?

I didn’t get shown anything except that you appear to have a crush on me. And hey, that’s fine. I’m still a pretty man, for my advanced age. But you did say “Bye Felicia” and used “stan” as anything but a proper name. That’s a sign of a garbage person. Seriously. Do you say that sort of thing in your every day life?…

That, I don’t deny.

Doesn’t particularly bother me, though.

I would have conceded the loss if he didn’t also expose himself as the type of person who actually thinks “Bye, Felicia” is an insult to anyone but the person who says it.

So, basically, he’s said, “Sure, you were wrong about this one thing about me, but I’m still human garbage.”