Wait...so, how is it boring to want to have sex in exotic places? Standard in-and-out in a bed is fun but isn’t it a lot more fun when there’s an element of danger to it? I mean, come on, you’ve fucked on the subway, right? Maybe it’s that I’m mixed and this is just the crowd I hang out with, but I assume everybody…

There is stuff I agree with Bill Maher on (I do think liberals do spend too much time complaining about things like microaggressions and safespaces, even though as filmmaker, I have no problem giving people trigger warnings). There are things I disagree with him on (he is definitely transphobic and I think he was…

There has never been a worse game than The Crow: City of Angels. A 3D beat-em-up where you have to press a separate button to turn around. I played it for 20 minutes before returning it. 

Are you a frigging moron? I was asking a question. Instead of trying to be witty and failing, like you probably do at everything in life, maybe you should actually read what I was asking. Idiot. Don’t bother responding further. You’re beneath me.

I could be wrong, but wasn’t the spellbook ONLY available as a physical item in the DS version? If I recall, it was a big deal that it was made digital for PS3. And considering how often you have to consult that thing, without that printout, I’d imagine this is unplayable.

Honestly, though, knowing that the White Witch plot was added to it, I couldn’t imagine how empty the game’s narrative must have felt without it. I mean, if that wizard dude was the last boss, it’d have felt super anti-climatic.

Just making a post like this, I feel like the FBI should be investigating you.

Yeah, I just don’t see myself buying this one. I wasn’t into Destiny and this pretty much feels like Destiny.

I’m cool with God of War winning, even if I expected RDR2. RDR2 is a wonderfully made game, but it just feels really empty while everywhere in GOW felt like it had history to it.

Whoa, everybody stand back! You don’t want to cut yourselves on how edgy this doofus is!

You can’t figure out what was bad about some dude mumbling over a beat he’s barely paying attention to in a game that does not lend itself to rap?

Oh god, whatever that song was, it was probably the single worst song I’ve ever heard in a trailer. Some untalented idiot ranting about Jesus or whatever.

God of War deserves it. Great game. I might have gone with Spiderman, over it, but I have no problems with GOW getting it.

Don’t get too excited. They passed off the PS3/360 ports of MKX to another dev and those ended up never coming out. I can guarantee you the Switch port is being outsourced. Let’s see who they get for it before you get excited for it. Best case scenario, it’ll be severely toned down, via Doom and Wolfenstein.

I wish they wouldn’t put crappy music like that in trailers for games, especially when it’s not even going to be in the game (hopefully). It’s so incredibly grating.

Meh.

I guess, at least, for Switch, it’s not another port, so that’s a positive.

You sound like a garbage human being. I almost feel like your comment is trying to parody something because no human being could be that shitty.

Also, I feel like all Fallout 76 articles should just have a photo of the Hindenburg crashing as their primary graphic.

Obsidian got bought by Microsoft. They’ve already got a Doomsday Clock floating over their heads. I don’t see them buying any ip’s, especially before Microsoft shut them down for their first NextBox game not selling 15 million copies.

This is all going to end with Bethesda actually somehow nuking the planet, isn’t it? It’s just like every possible thing that could go wrong has gone wrong and every step they’ve taken to fix it has taken things another five steps towards the bottom.

I see no other way this ends.