Why do you care what people say about your character choices? Screw them. Like what you like. The end. If they don’t like your character, make sure you kick their ass with the character they don’t like, just to rub it in. Assert yourself!

The DLC for 2B from Nier Automata actually implies that Ivy, who becomes immortal in SCV, is still alive 10,000 years in the future, so nope.

And honestly, without Ivy, there is no point in having Soul Calibur. 

No design is really needed. Soul Calibur VI would play just as well if all the characters were stick figures with different colored heads. But the designs are what give the characters personality.

That tour guide was when I first realized I wasn’t going to like the movie.

Ghostbusters was so incredibly oppressively bad that it took me several attempts to watch it all the way through. It took nothing seriously, which was a big contrast to the stakes in the original film. A comedy is not funny if everything in it is supposed to be funny. That’s kinda a problem I have with Paul Feig’s…

Not all life should be protected. You are a great example of that. 

I rarely see anyone whose brutal murder in a shit-speckled alley would make the world a better place, but I think you may be one of those rare few for whom the world would rejoice. Please go hang out in the darkest alley you can find in the hopes that either 1) someone will give you the shanking you deserve or 2) you…

As someone half-deaf from Meniere’s Disease, I was very disheartened to see this the other night when my production partner suggested I play it. I really do not understand how in 2018, a videogame can exist without subtitles. I never used to use them, but since I’ve lost half my hearing, they’ve become a necessary…

You couldn’t have just requested the review copy for your PS4 or PC, so you could do it on account A, like every other EA game you’ve ever played?

I, for one, welcome its return.

In my younger, wilder days, I had three concussions. I can tell you that yes, the night you get them, your speech is way off and your memory is shit. The next day, most people couldn’t tell I had one, and if not for the big scar on my eyebrow during my first one (when an amp landed on my head), wouldn’t have even been…

You forgot the best part of Enz-er, sorry, Real1's weird non-excuse...the person who approached him was an “undercover flight attendant,” which I can tell you as someone with a mother who worked for Continental for decades, is not  a thing.

I hate the graphics of FFVII. I hated them when the game first came out and I look forward to a more realistic style. 

You mean, the game that is coming out in two months?

I bet you’ll be making snide and tired comments like this, a year after it has already released, because it’s so much easier to say the trendy thing than to actually pay any attention to real life.

Ugh. No point in even watching E3 next year then.

Sucks. I understand this means that PS5 stuff won’t be ready next year and everything coming out for PS4 is stuff that’s already been announced, but still, I look forward to E3 and PSX every year and Sony are depriving me of them (even if the last E3 and the last PSX…

Meh. As long as there is still a PS4 version, I’m happy. I don’t see why anyone would want Vanillaware’s awesome artwork wasted on a portable system.

I find it very odd that you’d say Michael was unattractive, after seeing just about every woman I know talk about how hot he is, especially when his hair is long.

Good for whoever is into this sort of thing, I guess.

Eh, I’d rather get a game I want to play. 

I basically see this as a countdown to the death of Obsidian, say, three or four years from now, when their first NextBox game doesn’t sell 16 million copies.