He's a tag team wrestler. That's his place. He's there to do some power moves and then tag in the guy more talented than he is. There's nothing wrong with being a tag team wrestler. He should just be one.

Him being homegrown has ZERO to do with it. He just plain sucks.

Cena vs Orton's endless feud was what made me first stop watching wrestling, after having been a fan since I was a little kid. It wasn't until CM Punk's pipebomb that I came back.

Oh, it's got a lot I love on it, but I just can't financially support a company that would give the titles to Reigns and Cena. Even if my $10 isn't a big deal, in the grand scheme of things, I just can't.

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I'm actually more annoyed that Sasha vs Nia is on the preshow and the random Smackdown tag match is on the PPV. I guess it's the bathroom break match between Cena/Styles and Rumble.

I am not sure how AJ Styles is supposed to be the one to get his comeuppance, when Cena has basically been doing promos that, if he were anyone else, would be straight up heel promos against someone who actually worked hard and earned his spot.

You know all that suggestion that it isn't the exact tradition of heaven and hell was a deception, right? They actually said they normally just drop people into lava pits and tortured them for eternity. Another of his coworkers talked about forcing humans to rip out each other's teeth.

You're talking about Mickie James turning on Alexa and Becky being an unwilling participant in Mickie's evil plan and all these extra wrinkles that don't need to be there.

Who the hell even remembers that? Go outside, get some fresh air, meet someone of the opposite sex. Or the same sex, whatever you're into. Stop paying attention to move combos that people haven't used in five years. You probably even committed all of Ken Kennedy's 900 finishers to memory.

Yes, I said two months ago that it was going to be paid off at Wrestlemania, you simple simple creature. They weren't just going to have Alexa win the belt and then not give Becky a couple months of rematches. The Natalya feud only exists to give Bella something to do before Mania.

That is the single most convoluted way to get James and Lynch to feud, when last night, their feud started. Boom. The end. No more Alexa vs Lynch. It's now Becky vs James. It writes itself, instead of going through this weird, elaborate Vince Russo-esque booking you're talking about in the first paragraph. You might…

Let's suppose you're right. Now, there's no point to blowing off her Alexa Bliss feud this early. What conflict does she have going into Mania? If she wins back the title, Mickie James didn't actually cost her anything. There's no tension in the story. The WWE really likes faces having to "overcome the odds." If she…

From how Cena was acting during the opening promo, I was waiting for him to start yelling "World Star! World Star!" during the Miz/Styles match.

I think they're going to have Mickie go over Becky Lynch and then feud with Nikki going into Summerslam for the title.

Hahahahahaha. Oh man, that's funny. And then they can give the Smackdown men's title to Jack Swagger and the RAW women's title to Alicia Fox. Hahahahahahaha. Oh, that's a good one! Maybe the RAW tag titles can go to the Shining Stars!

Nah. Not at all. You're completely forgetting Mickie James. Becky will get one more title shot at the next PPV, but lose once again, due to Mickie James again. The Becky/Mickie feud will go full time and all this build-up on Alexa will be used just to get Nikki Bella over. She's the only other face for a heel champion…

Also, hearing that Jerry Lawler will be doing commentary during the Rumble makes me want to watch the Rumble even less than I already did.

How does this list not have Black Sabbath's "We Really Really Want to Be Yes" album, Technical Ecstasy or Iron Maiden's "Somewhere in Time" or Judas Priest's "Turbo?"

While heel Mickie James is, indeed, the best Mickie James, I fear it is all happening all I predicted, the second Alexa won the title. Mickie James will be used to take Becky Lynch out of the title picture, and Alexa will soon begin feuding with Nikki Bella, who will take the title at Mania, because the WWE wants her…