The Three Amigos by itself eclipses everything Pete Davidson has done including Ariana Grande.

because they can. Many states (maybe all?) have requirements that require insurance companies to replace at least one windshield per year under policy. Like health care, once they know insurance will replace it, the price jacks because no one will complain. There’s even fraud and lawsuits abound about it enough that…

For most people it’s going to be 36 hours because it would probably be a round trip flight.

Someone needs to be tazed just for fucks sake.

The fact that I have 3000 hours in CivV is testimony that some marriages work better when you don’t have to put up with the other person. It’s either that, or, I have to hear “DO WE HAVE TO WATCH THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER FOR THE 4TH TIME THIS WEEK AGAIN? Isn’t there something on Steam I can buy you?”

I remember when everyone used to say that Amazons business model was unsustainable and they were doomed to fail. Now, it’s called “predatory”.

In Florida, Sandy would have been a light summers breeze. Our afternoon thunderstorms are more intense and potentially more dangerous (on a smaller scale) during their small timeframe than a Cat 1 Hurricane.

I don’t enter any southern open water, not because of gators, but because of primary amoebic meningoencephalitis (PAM). Maybe he has early symptoms?

Nope. Hell No. NO. No way. Nuh uh.

However, I bet she won’t shoplift anymore. Not that she will need to, with the lawsuit settlement and all....but still.

To truly take advantage of this, wouldn’t you also want to change out your rear end to have gear ratios that favored a lighter car? I imagine those gears are pretty tall for efficiency reasons, and you’d want shorter gears to make the best use of off the line acceleration.

She’s Jewish when it’s convenient.

Does Rosanne actually think anyone gives a shit?

It does kind of piss you off that she’s made you be on Tom Arnold’s side now right?

Since I can cook a meal for 6 in the same amount of time it takes me to actually get to an Olive Garden, I’ll pass.

This is kind of dumb to abandon. Concrete (Portland Cement plus aggregate) doesn’t actually stick to anything particularly well. Even if it hardens.

The world would be a better place without face tattoos.

History Buffs reviews Braveheart:

They taste a bit like swamp according to andrew zimmer when he was in New Orleans on one of his many trips there.

Kieran Culkin does a pretty bang up job in the show. Although the main problem is that everyone on the show is so thoroughly unlikable except for James Cromwell (and he gets to be a dick because he’s surrounded by total douchebags).