Two conversations, two telephones, one at each ear.

Three bids now and up to $3150...don’t dawdle and miss out...bid now!

Nobody at my local AutoZone or Advance Auto even raises an eyebrow when I walk in with jugs of used oil and go to the end of their sales counter, between it and a display rack of oils for sale, and straight to the back of the store warehouse area where the garage doors are - where there is a large rectangular cubic…

Amirite? Is that a newly discovered mineral I’ve yet to hear of?

But I CAN clearly see that you’re an ass.

Yes, I can “impose my own justice”, so long as I don’t break the law.

“...more dirt than the National Inquirer...”

And I see that someone failes (sic) to have any common sense.

Now why would you want to hit the tree head on, and THEN hit it again at a weird angle at a slightly slower speed? Why hit it twice?

“Dale specifies that the “jute” padding glued under the carpeting absolutely has to go, as it will never truly dry, and will just lead to mold.”

“Doesn’t want: The same old SUV”

😜

Yes, and I agree.

And to atone for the unpardonable sin and humiliating shame of losing a socket, he jumped from the factory roof.

We’re “throwing random-ass guesses” just to piss you off.

I’m thinking MkIV Golf in Reflex Silver.

“It’s clearly a sedan.”

“After all, their cars jousting for position in weddings have been in their culture for millenia (sic).”

1959 Bel Air

“If you were truly an automotive enthusiast, then you would celebrate the new, fun, and different things we have to appreciate. A real enthusiast would grow beyond the absolute standard fare.”