Wasn't that Adam Lanza's title already?

Five Guys' fries are inedible crap.

MAN UP, DAGNABBIT!

The Sintered Slats.

Eh… better than Uncleland.

I love that show.

Samuel Johnson, actually.

Worldwide Eggwhites?

So, is it random ass-fucking videos, or random-ass fucking videos?

Tastes like burning.

You mean… he wasn't?

DAMN YOU HARTFORD ELK!

Fuckin' A, brother.

His dong is Borg.

You KNOW that it is…

MY GOD THE POSSIBLE INTERPRETATIONS OF HIS COMMENT ARE AS IMPENTRABLY ANFRACTIOUS AS A DUCK'S VAGINA!

Oh, like he won't live-tweet it as he empurples and dies…

Not for me, it didn't. But then, I'm a bastard.

If you're wrong, I don' wanna be amirite!

You voted for an increase in doctor-assisted suicides? That IS progress!