I need to figure out how to spend less than the 0% of the time I already spent watching The View.

Good rule of thumb for the workplace: If you can imagine Benny Hill doing it, DON'T DO IT.

Yeah, you really haven't lived until you've worked the 11PM - 7AM shift at a Denny's in a college town during football season. That's... I've seen some things, is what I'm saying. THINGS.

I'm waiting for this to be Photoshopped appropriately, y'all.

#YOLO means that life is too short to apply to a college that asks you to write an essay about the relevance of a hashtag cliche.

We're shooting for slightly stylized and colorful. We're not quite to our final graphics bar as we're only 3 months in but we're also not shooting to have graphics that sets a new high bar. Our focus is game play, story, and new, well thought out systems that challenge the player without too much pain.

Also,…

AH! NO!

If only the UN was capable of doing more to protect the schools that are still under attack. Awareness is good and all, but if only the UN was more than a PR machine...

Crouches in a corner with hands over head and whispers:

Can we please talk about the fact that this woman BEAUTIFULLY pointed out that she was able to heroically stand for Texas woman because of her position of privilege? Thank you so much for that Ms. Slamen.

But seriously, how wonderfully articulate and intelligent and rational is Sarah Slamen compared to the people who oppose her views? She's great. I love what she says about 'the political game' and how it's been manipulated: so concise and to the point.

I love how he's not even trying to half-assedly pretend to be objective because he literally adores what she did so much.

If she doesn't deserve a "you go girl!" I don't know who does.

I love that she addresses the privilege that everyone is going to use as ammunition against her. It's time for all of us to quit merely acknowledging our privilege, to stop pantomiming guilt, and begin utilizing it to fight for those who have been systematically robbed of their medical choices. Sarah Slamen is not…

A thing of beauty.

OH DEAR GOT PATRICIA WHY.

Broken controls that are terrible and barely work, but it's ironic and that's the point. If this isn't the very definition of a hipster game, I don't know what is.

I'm in second place? Dammit.

What we need is for duckface to not be a thing anymore. You can keep or discard the concept of a selfie, you can keep or discard the way so much social approval hangs on how they turn out, and you can keep or discard how much sexual suggestiveness is expected to be in a given picture, but for the love of all that is…