Yeah, I'm sure that her call to murder LA police is really doing a lot to help her case. People like this do more harm to their cause than good.

Terrible. Way to show him there's no real consequences for being a sore loser and shooting his mouth off.

It would be equally as terrible if the Anonymous Person followed up with "lol" and "jk" when posting his bail.

This is why my generation had to take a lot of drugs during our teen years.

"Thanks" for the nightmares. There were some frightening teeth in that commercial, too.

Serves you all right for supporting this travesty of a blow to the franchise!

Ah, anti-piracy measures. Hurting legitimate customers since its inception, and helping no one in the process.

(38. Doesn't matter how old you are now; you'll be 38 by the time you're done with grad school)

Can I be the leftover lasagna? It always gets picked first.

This makes the terrible things my family said to me when I graduated college, went to grad school, and decided to focus on my education make even more sense.

I have this weird psychological block against eating leftovers. I hate them. I can barely stand to look at them in the fridge. I cower in fear at my neat stacks of tupperware, just hoping my roommate or boyfriend will be bold enough to "steal" my leftovers. Anyone else have this problem?

Annnnnd this would be the perfect time to share the age old man jingle... Passed down from father to son.

Saudi Arabia. Our allies, ladies and gentlemen.

I pay attention to their disingenuous "pro-life" bullshit if Texas wasn't 50TH in access to prenatal care. Fucking 50th. Jump up my ass, fuckers.

Coathangers are the skeletons in Rick Perry's closet.

It's all fun and games until the doll gets tossed onto a grill.

God. Damn. You. Simon. Pegg.

why can't the church help children with Down syndrome that are already alive?

Wait, it's a chicken! My brain was registering it in an entirely different way and i was like... flat-faced feathered thing!?!

Pretend i'm not here.