Florida: where you can kill a man and yet only be convicted of attempted murder.

This is how Susan Patton sees college, basically.

My only directive for you is this: Never, ever listen to anyone who uses the term "P.C." because that is a DODO WORD ONLY FOR DODOS.

It's funny how the tides here turn so quickly on someone based on public opinion. Just a few weeks ago, people here were praising Drake for his work on SNL, and being good at impressions. Now he got upset because his cover got bumped for a famous actor's death, and it's understandable. Rolling Stone is a big deal, and…

You mean the paparazzi? Yes, because they are such an innocuous presence. Right. I also never said Kanye wasn't arrogant, but okay.

She's projecting. I remember when the first "article" she wrote came out, and there was a lot of talk about how she was divorced and her husband remarried.

Wow. Can we not give him a break? The cover of Rolling Stone is a big deal. If it had been promised to him and then just taken away, I think he has a right to be upset adn pissed, even if it makes complete sense for PSH to actually get the cover. Seems like all of this could have been avoided if Rolling Stone had…

Not to mention, the guys that did get married in their 20's are now divorced and ready for you in your 30's. See? Same competitive field, just wiser, now!

I think these kinds of articles speak a lot to how women like this see men. Even going beyond the milk/cow metaphor problem that was addressed in the comments already, she thinks that her perfect husband will only marry her when she's in her 20s. If she is the exact same person but 35, her dream man won't want her.…

When we dissect this, we need to follow the instructions of my high school biology teacher: "Before you put it back in the bag, make sure you wrap your frog in paper towels. Wrap it really well. Make a frog burrito."

While I love Philip Seymour Hoffman's work and am not a huge fan of Drake, I thought Questlove's response (basically noting that African-Americans don't end up on the Rolling Stone cover much at all and Drake was right to be excited about it) was really interesting.

Yeah, treating dates and boyfriends like they're all potential clients or investors instead of lovers and friends sounds like a really joyless way to live.

Maybe we should cut the guy some slack. It's easy to mistake Rolling Stone for a publication about music.

Yeah, this whole idea that women should withhold sex so that men are forced into marrying them if they want to get laid (because why else would a man ever want to commit to a relationship, amirite?) is fucked up and pretty insulting to both men and women. It sounds like one of those shitty PUA tactics where they're…

Re Exhibit B. No man ever thought: "This girl isnt putting out - I should marry her!"

That's all I have for this.

I actually love the cow=me and milk=sex metaphor. If we continue it to its extreme, we learn that "cows" must be "milked" at least twice a day, or they will become very uncomfortable.

I'm not a cow, and my vagina is not milk, and my boyfriend is not a customer.

LINDY!! I have always wanted a ring made out of a door knob from an old house!! How did you know?!?!