As a small business owner that serves food I can confidently say I don’t give a rats ass what any rando thinks of my customers.  I’d serve ice water in hell if the devil paid the delivery fee.

There’s a bar in Denver that sells shirts that have the one star Yelp review printed on the back that says "shit bar, shit people"

I feel like this is as good a time as any to bring up that I’m still awaiting some kind of compensation (beer, hot dogs, asshole seagull repellent) for my continued contributions to the comments section on your fine website. You should be aware that I have two Kinja followers, and I’m pretty sure one of them isn’t a…

Send all influencers to the dilithium mines.

They really spruced up that Citroen

I’ve been pining for a car like that for years.

I wood like this one please.

Agreed.

Holy shit. There is a non-zero chance that one of those things becomes alive at night. 

People still complain that McDonald’s switched its pies from fried to baked, a move that was made in 1992.

When it comes to fast food pies, fried is better than not-fried a full 100% of the time. Consider this: People still complain that McDonald’s switched its pies from fried to baked, a move that was made in 1992. The taste of a fried handpie is so good that it’s almost impossible to forget, even 27 years later.

Sporty Spice was the younger version of Old Spice.

Run and tell all of the dietitians
This could take all night
Think I need some sugar to help me get things right

This is pancreatic persecution
‘Cause I’m not gonna a lie
I sat around eating this and felt my last one die

Now I’m looking forward to fry to save me
Looking for a sign of life
Looking for something to…

I agree with you that it’s not funny at all. My point was that there is now this trend that people can be attacked for any anodyne comment they make just because some crank on the internet found it offensive.

Nah, it legitimately looks good.

Humor is subjective. Look at how successful those “Epic Movie” franchises were. Somebody enjoyed them and gave them their money to keep making bad parodies.

Genesis went by the other day and i was like, holy shit that is a nice looking car

Here’s the side and front teasers with some color curves adjusted:

I dunno, you seem a bit jaded—sure, it’s no Pininfarina design, but it’s a really handsome shape that’s a fair bit more attractive than much of the competition.