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You missed a great update!

There’s no way this lady means well in any way.

If you could sue people for smells, public transportation would cease to exist

Benefit of the doubt...

It was a big day when you finally moved up from the standard hamburger to one of the "big" burgers. I can still remember my first Whopper and how excited I was to be getting it

My grandfather used to take me to McDonalds every Friday night as a kid in the mid 90s. I went from McNuggets, to the cheeseburger, eventually to the double cheeseburger when they offered a Mighty Kids Meal and tagged along with my younger sister, but my grandfather got the regular hamburger Happy Meal each time.…

Any time I travel a long distance from the house, I bring both keys for my car.

Not feeling sorry for people who have such a mindless faith in technology. A little paranoia is in order. I recently too a road trip and brought the second key fob for my car - just in case. I pat myself down every time I leave the house to make sure I have my keys, I even take my house key with me to mow my own lawn.…

Am I ?

You’re missing a preposition there, ace...

Can we be brutally honest about it, though? Whatever diseases that mouse was carrying, the fry grease fucked it all to hell. Nothing’s surviving that shit. That being said, aesthetically it’s not good.

“This is a rat burger?”

Last time I went to the doctor, he came in and said “Hi, everybody!” (it was just me) and then said that 1978 model year kidneys were really hot right now, and that he had at least three buyers lined up to pay top dollar.

I’m not one for regulating people on what they are able to do. If a situation arises where a person can make a sustainable wage hustling as a driver I don’t have a problem with that. My only problem is when the gamble doesn’t payoff that we try to change the system instead of just acknowledging that the system has…

There are 3 fundamentals - 1: If I ran Uber or Lyft, if this thing passes, shut the thing off - y’all are walkin’ - calamity ensues at the consumer level. 2: What about my freedoms as an entrepreneur? Can I not choose to use my time as I see fit? Is it not my right to lose money sometimes and make money other times? In…

ITS A SIDE GIG - MINIMUM WAGE IS TO ENSURE YOUR PRIMARY PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT PAYS YOU A MINIMUM WAGE. UBER/LYFT ARE NOT MEANT TO BE PRIMARY PLACES OF EMPLOYMENT.

^ this. This the term “gig economy” and not “self-employment”.

if you pay someone to do a task eventually someone is going to realize that person is your employee

So since they’re there to make them cook faster, that makes them speed holes...