At a restaurant I worked at ages ago, we had a thief that would go into dry storage and start eating all of the Nilla Wafers that we used to make cheesecake and pie crusts. So, the chef sprinkled some Scotch Bonnet sauce into an open box and 15 minutes later we had the culprit, who was now throwing up violently and…

With friends like those...

I only ate someone else’s food once, and I think I was justified. A guy put a slice of pie in my mini-fridge on Friday and said he would be back to get it. On Monday (3 days later), he still hadn’t picked it up. I asked him when he would be stopping by, and he said Tuesday. On Tuesday, he said he would get it Thursday,…

Having friends is one thing.

Not a roommate situation, but my favorite story of food-stealing retribution happened in high school. A bully started just walking up and taking another guy’s milk off of his tray every day at lunch. The victim and the bully were also sort of friends, so the victim put up with it for about a week figuring the bully…

Lighten up Francis

Touch my stuff and I’ll kill ya!

The biggest food thief in my life is my Dad. We both have a sweet tooth, but mom limits the amount of junk food my obese father can eat/purchase. Once I started making money, I used to hide my non-perishable food in various nooks like a squirrel storing acorns. A habit I picked up from Mom, because she didn’t want Dad…

Had a thief in my office a few years back. Doesn’t matter how you marked your lunch, if there was something good in there, you had a half a chance of finding it missing. Even marking a bag “Medical specimen - Do not touch” didn’t help.

Per the all-knowing Wiki:

This. Every so often I have a craving for GrapeNuts and honey, or with yogurt. Not enough to warrant buying a whole box, mind you, but it’s there just the same. 

One of my favorites as a kid was Strawberry Kool-Aid and milk...

On a smart? Sure!

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That’s such a typical normie thing to say.

i still dont think it should have been a penalty

PSA: dashcams are remarkably inexpensive and relatively easy to install.

That would be when you talk to management not take it out on the drivers who are shocker just trying to earn money too. 

Despite all the moral kerfluffle over this, I can in large part get behind any measure that will reign in the increasing mob-rule our public discourse has taken. Individuals and businesses that do something against the moral and cultural zeitgeist should not be hounded from existence. It's not good for the future of…