I’d drive anything depicted in a Richard Scarry book. Especially the Picklecar and Alligatorcar.

All day, every day. Someone already does.

I like this game. Would you drive this?

This all seems pretty professional to me.

Yeah I feel like everyone is trying to turn this into an embarrassing situation of some sort for Space X. This is space travel we’re talking about here. Even though we’ve gotten better at it, there’s always significant risks but what’s important is learning from the accidents and not repeating them twice.

Vent? Seems pretty level-headed to me.

But there are so many! Which reminds me of the hilarious scene in Porkys where Miss Bullbricker describes the tallywhacker she saw. One of the funniest moments in movies!

“Driver went way too fast everywhere, kept the windows down, and tailgated everyone the entire trip to the airport. I made my flight on time, but my coffee spilled everywhere and he overcharged me for luggage even though I just had two carry-ons. Plus he totally botched the apex on the Departures offramp because it…

This.

Also Las Colinas, right off 114. It’s not bad, but right in the middle of the In ‘N Out, Five Guys, Smashburger triangle, so usually end up there since I have three teen sons.

me

And morticians.

This is the best take. Thank you.

Don’t forget plumbers. Lots and lots of plumbers.

Thank you for bringing reason to this discussion.

Or rather, those are not the droids you’re loo... NO. I WON’T DO IT. I WON’T.

If they’re aiming for the family car market, the fuel economy ratings are rather embarassing. I think there are trucks that do better than 17/26/20, my 11 year old minivan can do those numbers. [lowers head from shame of mentioning fuel economy on Jalopnik, goes back to work]

Was it an online course, or did you have to travel to Clarkson Island?

Somewhere in Uzbekistan, a shepherd picks his way carefully across a slope in the wan sunlight of an early morning. Squinting into the distance, he feels a familiar tugging.

What’s Tye Preston Memorial Library got to do with it?