As of today, I am two months clean and sober!

I think classic, or simple, is what I’m interested in. I like lipstick a lot, but I’m so nervous to wear it. I have a coworker who can do cat eyes really well, and so I’d like to learn how to do a small cat eye. I’m not even capable of putting on eyeliner at the moment, though. I’ll check out those Youtubers! …

I have poked around a little bit on Youtube, but there are so many videos out there. Do you have any specific recommendations for makeup artists to watch?

ahhh I was hoping someone would bring up 90 day fiance. I can’t stop watching. it’s so good. such trainwreck.

I need to learn how to put on makeup. Anyone else in the same boat as me: I love reading about cosmetics and beauty products in general (pumpkin masks? fascinating!) and yet, the only thing you own is one basic black mascara that’s two years old, and a bottle of spf 15 moisturizer?

Best of luck with the new chemo meds. I hope they do their job without being too hard on your body.

BEAUTY THREAD!

They may have been fitting a square peg in a round hole completely obliviously the whole time because they invested so much time that it seemed like they could just do it for another 10 years if they had to.

I always wonder what the huge weddings are trying to prove. And if the huge wedding is the couple’s idea, perhaps they get caught up in all of the wedding planning and don’t think about anything else until its over and all they are left with is each other (and potentially a mountain of debt); if the wedding the from…

I think (at least in my case) that sometimes you don’t know that there are implicit expectations from someone one once you are married that weren’t there before. I’m dismayed by some judgemental comments- I was one of those people because my husband had accepted a job across the country and didn’t tell me until after…

That makes me pissed off. And for your brother’s wife to be so dismissive. I would want to return the favor by doing something gross in his bathroom for him and/or his wife to clean up. I’m thinking a poop filled diaper stuck to their wall. Then your husband can chuckle and say, “oh you know Charcharbinx.”

I think there’s also some finality to being married that only sets in once you’re there. Even if you’ve been dating for years, there’s still an absence of finality in that you always have the option to opt out. Marriage is for LIFE! Plus weddings are such a to-do, it’s easy to get caught up in the wedding excitement…

I was 17 (18 maybe?) years young working at a Starbucks when we were visited by a couple we soon came to know as the Mocha Frap Couple. Their MO was as follows: order a Venti Mocha Frap, proceed to the restroom while the drink is being made, smear handfuls of human feces they had brought with them in a plastic market…

What fascinates me is people who know each other for years, cohabitating, they marry and divorce within the year. Why? Was someone bored? Why marry if you aren`t completely sure? And it’s always splashy big expensive weddings. Why spend all that money if you’re going to very soon need it to move out and reestablish…

Working maintenance for state parks, I saw some shit (literally.) One time, a toilet was clogged so bad that we had to call in a plumber, who couldn’t come until the next AM. We covered the toilet with cardboard, taped it down, locked the door of the stall from the inside, then climbed over the door and put a large…

It’s not my story, but you all still deserve to let it linger in your heads as it does in mine. My boyfriend was at work when a stomach issue began and so he trotted over to the company restroom to let loose. It was so ferocious, as he told it to me later, that as soon as he pulled down his pants it hit everywhere. It…

I’m glad you discussed this movie as I have so many thoughts and I don’t know anyone else who has seen it. The film is infuriating. here are just a couple...

“But don’t underestimate the need for attention. Especially young girls. There’s a lot of pressure on young girls in our society to be pretty, to be liked, to be the popular one. It’s not fair, but it is how our society works.”

Makes sense. I’m not going to spend 12 minutes of my precious toddler-free bathroom time watching a mother fucking commercial. No.

Looks like I don’t watch any of the top YouTubers. I watch Tati and Stephanie Nicole. Love Stephanie, Tati is hit or miss. I think she would benefit from not having to post every day but Stephanie Nicole I could easily hang with and don’t even care about the makeup reviews at this point.