There is no Sephora in Scotland (moment of silence please), so it’ll be sight unseen/really throwing money in the wind.

This probably sounds lame, but I wore bright lipstick for the first time ever last Saturday. It was Urban Decay’s Turn On, and I dunno....I suppose it was the first time I was confident enough to wear something bright. I’m pretty proud of myself!

Two eyeshadow palettes that I SWEAR ON EVERYTHING I need is the Balm’s Matt(e) Trimony and Tarte’s Amazonian Clay (Plus ABH Modern Renaissance but that is neither here nor there). But what palette do you guys think I need? Because maybe I am wrong about my needs and I want to double check. (Can be a new mention too!)

P.S. In case anyone liked a lot of the music this season, you can find the playlist on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/user/oitnbmusi…

Hey Jezzies! Pride last weekend here in Denver, much fun was had as per usual. Although my friends were worried I was going to get jumped by cops or even some rando because of part my outfit. How’d I look?

Fuck Kanye (he’s crazy but whatever), Marry John Mayer (so I can make him serenade me all the time) and kill Chris Brown (because Chris Brown.)

So in less than three weeks, my divorce from my abuser will be final. I am so freaking excited, y’all! How should I celebrate? My kid will be out of town with her grandparents, so what should I do? I thought maybe I’d feed my wedding ring to an alligator, then wrestle the alligator, then kill and eat the alligator,…

I think I am going to stick with my current chick since she does the best shape for my totally uneven brows. I have to stick with one if I get someone who can deal with the teen wolf shit that goes on with my face, but thank you! I also have not super sensitive skin so waxing is fine for me. Except for the oil they…

Who wants to play fuck-marry-kill?

My sister got me this frog prince lipstick this week for my birthday and it’s great! It color matches to create the perfect pink for each wearer (in theory of course), but starts off green. I had zero idea why my sister was under the impression that I am Rihanna and could actually pull this off, then swatched on my…

This week my daughter had her Senior Prom and High School Graduation (must be capitalized, I’m sorry). She’s only 16, an incredible artist and got a $20k scholarship to Parsons. But what am I most stoked about you ask?

Appleton rim club soda & a splash of cranberry. Hammock view of Jamaica seaside. Rereading Marge Piercy, smokin a fat spliff. Cheers y'all!

BEAUTY THREAD!

So an update on the guy I met at Pride Fest last week (I don’t know how to share the original post from last week): I texted him and asked if he would like to meet for coffee this weekend. He replied that he would, and I suggested that we meet someplace half-way (we live an hour apart). This morning he texted that his…

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

No kidding. I mean, I don’t blame them for not helping when a man had a knife and was attacking somebody. But for fuck sake, don’t then take pictures of the woman’s body when he leaves. Did anybody even try to help her after he left? Or did they just take gruesome pics?

WHO TAKES A PICTURE OF THAT? People are fucking sick.

No words to express my horror at peoples’ lack of decency. This goes beyond a lack of decency - everyone who posted pictures of her should be arrested. Peoples’ need to one-up each other with shock value on social media has gone too far, it’s sick and perverted.

Well, holy fuck.