Hahahaha I took a day after pill after my boyfriend and I had an “accident”, but I ended up pregnant anyways. It was a running joke in my office that my son would pop out with that pill in his hand and throw it in my face.

You can call the center to set up an appointment and request an experienced phlebotomist if you want! ... Like realllly experienced. They’ll usually comply because I mean, they need the blood y’know!

My husband loves those! I just can't though. For some reason it hurts whenever I use it? Maybe I'm just a big baby :/

Try living on an island with no trader joe’s at all :’( I used to live down the street from one in the mainland! I could just skate there!!!!

I’m black, I don’t shower everyday. Don’t use washcloths either. I’m just fine and dandy with my natural bar soaps!

As someone who has worked for united blood services, I can tell you the more experienced phlebotomist work in the centers themselves. I don't know how many calls I received about fuckass bloodmobile workers ruining people's veins. :/ sorry that happened, it's shitty.

I’ve been having terrible breakouts lately and my husband got me one for my birthday about a month ago, my skin is almost completely clear, so it’s pretty fucking amazing. I’ve got the clarisonic smart profile and I will never let it gooooo!! I use it with my cerave cleanser and alternate it with the clarisonic skin…

It's also really frikkin terrible these days

I read the book, and it’s a lot less exciting than the show. I think they definitely based the first season off of Piper’s story. The next two are focused more so on the prisoners and I think that this is when it becomes more fiction than fact for the sake of keeping the show going.

Broadchurch!! Or boy meets girl

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I remember when I was around 7 or 8, my dad was farting so much for like... Days. We thought he was so gross and he just laughed and laughed. Couple days in, I noticed him holding his stomach in a strange way every time he farted... IT WAS A WHOOPIE CUSHION. HE BAMBOOZLED US WITH A WHOOPIE CUSHION FOR DAYS.

Spaghetti tacos are totes from iCarly. Not sorry I watched iCarly.

Super stoked on this movie! My son is almost 2 and he's obsessed. Also having a minion birthday party. Loooovee this.

Pretty much perfect!

It truly doesn’t. Pair it with being a young mom (I’m 24) and Christ, it feels like everything you do is wrong. just gotta learn to say “fuck it, if my family is happy, that’s all there is to it”

Not boring. I would've freaked. I swooned over him soooo hard when I first saw Heathers. In fact, going to watch it right now so I can swoon some more.

He’s happy, healthy, safe, and loved immensely. You’re doing a wonderful job. For the first year I always felt like I wasn’t a good enough mom, to the point of giving myself a few panic attacks. Motherhood is scary as fuck. No amount of books and research can prepare you for it. All we can do is love the shit out of…

I just remember staring at that bottle of pain pills wanting to take them so badly, but I was breastfeeding and couldn’t :’( my boyfriend also ended having to go to work because he couldn't find someone to cover him the day of my surgery. So there I was, crying and chasing around an 18 month old with a mouth full of…

I feel like it just depends on how quickly your own body heals in general. I was good after about 4 days. Was able to hop on a plane to the mainland for my dad's birthday and enjoy delicious food after the 5th day!