Didn’t read the article or care how much power it makes. Came to listen to a v10 m5 dyno run. Not disappointed.

Oh sure. When the dog climbs into an open cop car it’s cute and understandable. But when I do it I’m “going to jail for sure” and “a sick son-of-a-bitch and need to put my pants back on”.

This creation can be yours for $53.491.

This confirms Jalopnik staff can always find something to whine about.

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I can’t believe that of the millions of sperms released, this guy was the fastest.

The decision to vote either Trump or Clinton is not a simple difference of opinion. The man is openly hostile towards women, immigrants, people of color, and, to a lesser extent, LGBT folks (although Pence more than makes up for it on that front). And this doesn’t even take into account how erratic and capricious he…

I don’t want a large Farva. I want a goddamn 12,000 liter cola.

Also work on that pickup! Jeep pickups are badass and I need to live through you!

The 3- Series is the German Mustang (apart from being available in sedan and wagon forms). The E30 is the German Foxbody.

the observing officer was “not in a position to initiate a stop”

Two opportunities for Hot Rod references in the same thread? I’ve waited for this day all my life.

Stunts?

I know where to go if I want to see sick stunts.

Jason, you’re neither the hero we we deserve nor the hero we need but you’re the hero we have right now and I am god damned happy for that.

I’m more interested in who the hell once cared to compete with the Neon.

“Ok, so I’ve got this idea.

I’m guessing portal axles.