I've been watching a lot of Match Game lately on the weekends, and Richard's impression of Lynde saying "Her bazooms!" has been stuck in my head.

It's not a complete trainwreck, as I was expecting. It's amusing for a few minutes at a time.

*Mournfully unwraps his rag from his washing stick*

He's great in Wonder Woman! Very charming.

Or fashioning delightful little sculptures from Chewie's hairballs.

I'm really glad that my girlfriend and I bailed on Helix after the first season. It was fun and trashy while it lasted.

Wow, seriously? You can't progress unless you do total stealth or extreme difficulty missions? I'm kinda glad that I didn't go forward, in that case. That sounds frustrating as hell.

I totally hear ya. I've heard many tales of how great the game used to be before I got back on board. The actual gameplay is very fun, but I wish that they put more effort into the overall package. Same for me with Street Fighter V.

That sounds very cool with the ability to go back to the timeline. I always agonize over choices like that in games and rarely feel compelled to play the whole game again to see the other path(s).

That's discouraging to hear about NHL 18. I heard similar things in a recent episode of the Giant Beastcast. I hope I can convince my friends to just stick to 17 and skip this one, but it seems unlikely.

I really wish I hadn't burned out on MGSV in the first map. I stupidly decided to do every single mission available to me, and then got tired of it by the time I advanced the story to the next part. It's a shame, because I enjoyed the hell out of the game and its various systems. I feel like I'm too far out to go back…

Yeah, my girlfriend isn't much of a gamer, but was ooh-ing and aah-ing at the light filtering through the trees when I first fired up the game.

I bought III on PS4 months ago but still haven't tried it out. I need to get around to that.

Wow, those do seem like pretty awesome improvements. I only played the GBA one, The Knight of Lodis, but really loved the intricacies of the game.

I played it on both 360 and PS4, and it works so well on consoles. It feels great on a controller (inventory management aside) and I like the dodge roll on the right stick. I haven't seen a ton of cheating, but I mostly stuck to myself and didn't play online all that often.

My mind immediately went to Tom Green, too. Bravo.

Wait, you're telling me Lieutenant Raymond Tango didn't really need those?

"What did he say? Cup the what now?"

Much like with the revival of Ninja Turtles, I hope to one day see stuff from YTMND on children's clothing in Walmart. "Mommy, what does 'Ridin' Spinnaz' mean?"

I recently found Buzzr (old game shows) on my cable package and have been enjoying that exact phenomenon. All of the commercials are low-rent stuff for old people, like some "Superbeets" supplement and reverse mortgages. And not even the Chuck Woolery reverse mortgages!