Yeah, I never encountered that one in the wild, luckily. Google images is way more than enough. *Shudders*

Ghosts and Goblins is a pain in the ass, but doable with practice. A lot of practice. You have to go through the whole thing twice in a row to beat it.

I worked in a deli as a teen, so I would regularly see gross stuff like liverwurst and olive loaf. One time I saw just straight-up "loaf." It had such a weird texture, like a solid block of bolgna that felt a little clammy and spongy.

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LET THEM DANCE.

Yeah, but they flip it on its head and Godzooky is the father this time.

That felt pretty gross.

It is a hilarious show. Definitely worth checking out.

"Rast Man Standing" in that stereotypical Chinese font.

Kobe!

Your "I did naaahhhht" reminded me of Ralphie's denial when Tony asks if he burned Pie O' My.

I didn't really appreciate Lil Wayne until fairly recently, when I finally sat and listened to a few songs and their lyrics more closely. He's got some damn fine wordplay that you just have to respect. "Real Gs move in silence like lasagna."

You should run with this nerdy Dennis Miller persona.

So who is the third one going to be?

*Confetti and balloons fall from the rafters*

In retrospect, guys, it was a bad idea to evacuate the country and leave all of the nukes intact and unguarded. Just my two cents.

Lousy Smarch weather.

Real salt of the deep, black abyss types.

I just found it hard to squeeze in three hours of baseball a night when they were getting blown out and completely embarrassed a couple of years ago. That was a very rough stretch. Not rewarding to watch in the slightest, and especially not to pay for.

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