Back to basics? I want nothing more than increasingly ridiculous and stupid stuff.

I was with you until you mentioned Devon Aoki.

"The thing about street fights? The street always wins."

There's some dumb fun to be had, like Tyrese ejecto-seating the dude at the end.

Yeah, but Lucas Black is terrrrrrrrrrible.

I just started playing SFV again this week, after leaving it alone for months and months. I was super disappointed with how the game was launched. It takes so goddamn long to earn fight money. I just want Urien.

Being a dumb kid at the time, I pronounced it "Gully." And yeah, I was very familiar with the joys of repeatedly electrocuting overconfident, older plays.

I can roll with that.

That movie gave me a new appreciation for both Armie Hammer and Henry Cavill.

Honest to goodness LOL right there.

" … my hundredth trip through It's a Small World, pretending I was a UN interpreter - ooh, good lord!"

*Covers up proposal for "Magicians in Cars Singing Karaoke to Jazz Songs"*

When I was 6, my mom and I saw Gary Busey walking through LAX. That's my one and only celebrity encounter.

It was an - umm, "alternative" streaming source via Fire Stick.

Such scintillating gossip. People enjoy the Tour of Italy?!

Any calls about the kid eating 80% of the box, not bothering to sell it, and then the parents having to pay for it? 'Cuz that's what usually happened around my way.

I hate when outside places or national chains call a cheesesteak a "Philly." No.

He also needed to bring in 15 napkins to wipe off the grease and crumbs.

Growing up, going to Red Lobster was always a treat for birthdays and stuff. I felt really low class when I later realized how the outside world views it. Damn if those cheddar bay biscuits ain't tasty, though.

This hits close to home for me.