I like when Gordon has his first meal at the restaurant, orders 25 items, and commiserates with the wait staff about the bad food. They're usually the most honest about it, especially when he makes them try the food.

I've watched a ton of Say Yes while sitting next to my lady and playing a game or something. Kleinfeld, Randy, Pnina Tornai, ruching, tulle, Dadzillas.

I'm a big KoQ fan going back to its original run. I would sit around and watch it at night with my parents in syndication, so it has a special place in my heart.

Praying to get the best piece of fish is such a great selfish moment.

Jokers is consistently funny as hell, and I annoy my girlfriend with how much I put it on as comfort food. We just watched the "WHOSE PHONE IS RINGING? MINE MINE!" punishment again the other night, which might be my favorite.

It's been popping up on Viceland a lot lately, too.

I was a big Barry fan years ago, though I haven't watched it in years. Isn't half the cast replaced now?

I'll flip on DDD when there's nothing on. It's good for some mindless entertainment. I like Guy's Grocery Games, too.

Nothing but love for King of Queens. That show holds up even more, now that I'm living with my girlfriend, in my early 30s, and dealing with a lot of the insecurities and weird social foibles mentioned on the show.

I'm a big fan of Bitchin' Kitchen, though I haven't seen it in quite a while. We loved waiting for the "shoe shot," where they just cut to her cool shoes of the day for no reason. I liked the weird style that she brought to the show, like the odd baby dolls on set and the changing colors of the cabinets and other…

They should have dropped Hans completely. He added nothing but creepiness and took away screen time from my man Panos.

Game shows from the 80s are very comforting and nostalgic for me, I guess since my grandmom would watch them all the time. Press Your Luck was #1. I love the corny music and graphics and old clothes/hair from 80s game shows.

I still love PTI and can't get enough, though Wilbon does get on my nerves. Wilbon gets old with the "I hate millennials/analytics" whining, the "I have famous friends" name-dropping, and 24/7 Chicago talk.

Butt funnels 4 lyfe.

Thank you for barely tolerating the show and indulging your silly boyfriend, much like my girlfriend does with my Bar Rescue/Impractical Jokers addictions.

Whoa. I definitely did not see that one.

Guy who collected plates and licked his lips involuntarily. Former boxer husband who argued with his wife all the time. The lounge singer guy who chilled with Gordon on the beach. The woman who wasted Daddy's money with the French vegetarian cafe.

I love the UK version of Kitchen Nightmares. I wish that BBC America would put that on more often, since I can only find the far lesser American version on some channel called FYI.

While in college, I got to talking with a friend of a friend about Family Guy at a party. He developed a meticulous system in which he graded every episode on a 5-star scale and noted the number of times he laughed and which jokes were the best. He had all of the DVD sets to that point in his backpack and eagerly…

That show is oddly compelling to me, though it usually reaches the point of disgust. "Ok, diapers, I'm out."