Have you decided on the best way to blow the money?

Yes! Thanks for the heads-up on the Amazon date. I've been waiting for that.

In that case, you're going to find a lot to love in Axiom Verge. It has such a creepy, otherworldly vibe, too. It's even more impressive knowing that one guy designed it and did all of the artwork and music.

I was looking for some tips and ran across this article on Polygon, where the creator talks about the achievement: http://www.polygon.com/2014…

I still haven't beaten a single one of those remix bosses. So tough. Maybe I'll try to tackle some of those next if I flame out on thanatophobia.

Axiom Verge was a phenomenal game. I loved it. I don't usually get obsessive about finding all weapons, getting 100% on the map, etc., but I felt compelled to keep playing this one and uncovering its secrets. Big thumbs up on this one if you enjoy Metroid-style gameplay.

I've been playing Rogue Legacy on and off recently on PS4, after I put in well over 100 hours on PC. This game is just so much fun to play. I'm up to NG++ on PS4.

So did you tie them end-to-end for a mega sticky hand? Smush 'em together to try to make a big, sticky slime ball? Use them for 5 minutes before they were covered in lint and dirt? I need to know the rest of the story here.

Cheri Oteri had some good bits, like the drug-addled lady at the pharmacy. The neighborhood lady yelling at kids and taking their balls from her yard.

I'm sorry - "chicken ham"?

Whipped cream flowing like waterfalls!

Ham in the front, let your feet stomp
Pineapples on the left, rag s—- to death
Cheese sauce on the right, wild for the night
Chicken in the back, come on in the track to what

Oh no! Shredder locked the doors! And he's using the De-Harmonic Convergence Converter to steal all the world's music!

"Pak-Man" = Greg Pak, comic writer associated with Planet Hulk. Connect the dots, sheeple!

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You Are The Weakest Cufflinks was not a big seller.

The spelling of Dwyane Wade bothers me.

Same here. It's always fun to find interesting names. I had a Chun Li once. Funnily enough, I saw a Kaylie Minogue recently.

Matt Skiba.

Whoa, you're a stepuncle? I've only heard about them on The Best Show.