Man. I wanna leave and come back as a wolf. They get to have all the fun.

These two unfortunate souls were wrestling over a 2 liter of Mountain Dew when the ash encased them.

With a title that exciting and evocative, who coul- ZZZZZZZZ.

I would also accept a murderous, wise-cracking robot on our side.

It felt so hard to keep up with the news since Friday. I needed a day or two to take a break from everything, which helped.

Lobot! Lobot! Bring back Sheriff Lobot!

I learn things in the most unexpected places around here. Thanks.

How many podcasts/web series are the McElroys involved with? Goodness.

Our president was once the recipient of a Stone Cold Stunner.

That's three halves!

*Wipes away tear* Thank you! *Sniff* I have to give credit to the big man upstairs. He gave me all the inspiration to make this happen. Thanks, Jerry! Please quit stomping around up there.

Yeah, parts of this game are just buried deep in my brain. I had this haunting music that I couldn't get out of my head yesterday and I struggled to remember what it was. Oh yeah, it's the boss music during Moonlight Butterfly and Gwyndolin!

Ohhhh, that's what Grandma meant when she was feverishly chanting that on her deathbed. I get it now.

Yeah, your last paragraph is precisely why I'm going to avoid this game. It looks very well made, but I'm going to be too anxious the entire time to really enjoy playing it. I can't hang with this.

Aww. I thought you were going to say the voice of Scatman John, and he was like ADIBBYDOBBY WEEEE BOP BOP BADA BO! BOP BOP BADA BO! and that helped you go forth and achieve victory.

Ooh, thanks for the heads-up!

Such irresponsible behavior. This guy should be ashamed.

I feel like the RNG skill/clothing drops are much more forgiving than in the first game, but still could be loosened up a bit. It sucks to go through a 10-minute mission and get nothing useful in return. At least one thing should be guaranteed, ya jerks.

Man, I really want to play XCOM 2. I need to get around to that.

Oh yeah, I forgot that armor didn't have strength requirements, etc., just weapons. Man, it's been a while since I've played these games.