A lot of Dragonball Xenoverse 2. It's dumb and grindy, I don't care. It scratches that DBZ nostalgia itch and I've enjoyed making my own character and swapping in the various moves. I'll probably try to 100% the game, maybe excluding online stuff.

Has it? I really enjoyed the game at the time, but haven't gone back to it since. God damn, that came out in 2009?!

The "getting people to like you" part is what turned me off from the game. I just want to chop wood and stuff on my own without having to worry about the townspeople.

Better than last year, at least. I was wearing shorts on Christmas.

At least you get a nice "I told ya so" outta the deal.

Surely we have room for another feet/pouch joke.

I'd love to hear more of these stories if you've got 'em handy.

So whatever happened with that "clowns roaming the woods" hysteria that went around over the last few months? Did anyone get to the bottom of that? Just a few copycat incidents that the media blew out of proportion?

My old neighbor used to dress as a clown and cheer up kids at hospitals, so there's that, at least.

I first learned of this soap when James Adomian did a bit as him on Comedy Bang Bang.

You're the seventh person today who has told me to try that.

I can't even feign interest and act like I'll try these shows out.

Fair point.

This picture or the one with Harley Quinn licking her lips and holding the mallet. Who ya got?

So what stuff did you take?

My local mall has a Spencer's and a Hot Topic in the same area, and my girlfriend and I usually walk through both for a laugh.

The Prilosec must flow.

One order of loaded wafers, please. Extra ranch.

But the article headline said that you would never believe it. I don't know what's real any more!

How to Date Dario Nardella.