I’d bet it all on Tiger having a monstrous comeback and winning several more majors. And then my wife would beat me and smash my car with a golf club and my back would start to hurt too, probably.

2081: President Beyonce Clinton lauds Essex County District Attorney Ted Williams, only recently thawed, for his office’s conviction of also recently thawed Aaron Hernandez in a series of early-aughts murders.

I really hope Jeb ends up in whatever ownership group ends up buying the team. He’s an absolutely atrocious politician — to the point where I’m kind of embarrassed for him — but other than harboring deeply ingrained familial political views that harm lots of people, it seems like a pretty decent and nice guy. I…

And if you go back to my original post you’ll see that I grant that Reyes is a pretty good utility option. He is not, however, a starting 3rd baseman, and the fact that the Mets rolled with Reyes as their backup plan to Wright not being able to play shows poor judgement.

As a Pats fan I’d like a David Tyree game used helmet so I can throw it into a volcano.

255 ABs last year. Maybe lets look at 14 and 15 too, where he had over 1000 ABs and an OPS of .709. He’s a hair better than a 1-win player. You can’t honestly suggest that you think he should be the planned starter at 3B on a good team.

Ranked 22nd among 3B w/ 250 AB and it was still largely perceived as Reyes getting lucky over a smallish sample (only 255 AB). But keep fucking that chicken.

1) He’ll probably make 10x as much at CBS

Jose Reyes has been bad for a while and his stint with the Mets last season should have been in-person proof of this for Mets’ brass. Good utility guy option, I suppose, but considering David Wright’s back is worse than Bruce Wayne’s in the pit they shouldn’t be shocked that they’re in this situation.

Who chose “death penalty” as the term to imply a one-year suspension? That’s some dumb shit. The murderous inmate was sentenced to death, so watch out next year!

It’s common practice in MLB for teams to cover these sort of incentive bonuses as a gesture of good faith when a player comes extremely close but doesn’t meet the arbitrary bar set in the contract.

Only tangentially related but wonder what Comey thinks about Trump appointing Jerry Falwell Jr. to head a higher education taskforce earlier in the year.

Judge wearing a helmet, Howard, is probably a foot closer to the camera, and perhaps Howard is shorter than listed?

For all intents and purposes, he is new though right? Like if the intent of the rule is to allow new coaches to install their system and verbiage and all that happy horse shit, then Marrone should probably be entitled to it?

I feel like ““I keep that information confidential, but the range I’m looking for now is...”” would get you laughed out of the room. The three suggested responses in this article are too abrupt and standoffish.

Fuck Paul Ryan with Ayn Rand’s dick.

Wonder how Ric Flair, Derek Jeter, Tom Brady, Jim Leyland, Migos, and a roster of weirdly awesome stars and alumni managed to get their on their own. I see you Desmond Howard.

My money is on Ines Sainz.

I figured the cop instructed the driver to pull over and then moved her car back and behind his in the breakdown area. Do we have proof she didn’t?

Counterpoint: Maybe a 31 year old running back previously marred by injury would be better after a year off.