chaoticinsomniac
ChaoticInsomniac
chaoticinsomniac

...but was he hot?

Usher probably has more baggage than Clarkson, so let’s not wish that on her either.

Nice? I thought Usher was a cheater -- did that turn out to be untrue? 

Only kind of related, but “Burn” is one of the greatest break up songs of all time.

Emotional abuse and alcoholism, if I had to guess.

I think it was even primarily created and written by a man/men even though it was based on a book by a woman which also pisses me off and I feel like that’s why it always seemed like (to me) a man’s idea of what women do together. Also, I loved Chris Noth on Law & Order and I remember thinking his character was a

Thank you for your service, Derek Jeter.

Tom really will do anything to find Xenu.

I’m with KC in that I don’t want anything else Sex & The City. That second movie was terrible. Less believable and entertaining than a season of Real Housewives. I can also understand why she doesn’t want to retread the same ground. Despite the name of the series, the writers (and maybe fans?) want happy endings and

I encourage everyone to go immediately to watch “Sensitive Skin” on Netflix with Kim Cattrall because it is such an underrated gem of a goddamn show. No one I know has ever heard of it, or seen it, or believes me when I say they should watch it, damnit!

Hey I am all for having them send Tom up.....that’s a bit of news I can get behind in these trying times and -

Only someone dumb enough like Stassi Schroeder takes an interview with Tamron THEE Hall and expect it to be an easy interview, where you get to gaslight and snow everyone for your benefit.

“Everything is on Google, so I encourage you to Google it (, bitch).”

People are allowed to sometimes think about something other than all the shit that’s befalling us. Not everyone in the room seeks out articles about fluff just to complain about them.

Idk, I love ‘em all.  If the top and the bottoms are connected, I’m a happy camper. I’m finally secure enough in myself to be a 33  year old lady (tm) wearing shorts-overalls.

These were clearly designed for sexy vampires who hang out in sexy vampire nightclubs.

$1950 for a yeast infection, a sweaty ass and weird red marks on my hips? Hard pass.

I’ve also heard then referred to as “playsuits,” which should make it clear that they are not for adults.

I missed it too, but it’s only Evans. Lemme know if Hemsworth has an “accident.”

The plant in the shower got me. Give it a week at my house and my boys will pee in it guaranteed.