He is giving me Ryan Reynolds vibes.

I feel like such a prude, but....

Gabriel Byrne would have been perfect.

Girl, no.

Are you the same writer who wrote that trashy spiel on Father of the Bride a few weeks ago? My God, chick, you are on a roll...

Can report that they seem to have lulled themselves into a slumber without us around. I came back to the office to like, no activity at all.

OMG, I was wondering why she looked familiar, but couldn’t put my finger on it. 

LOL. Nailed it.

That trailer is chilling. Now I have to go look at videos of kittens and puppies or something. 

That’s crazy. I wouldn’t even know where to look. At him? At the phone? Jesus.

Wow. If someone had phrased something that way to me I’d be thinking of a promotion etc., not getting fired. Sorry that happened to you and hope you’re in a better situation now.

Agreed! She looks absolutely beautiful in that picture.

LMFAO @ Brad Pitt’s description, “...this is what he looks like.”

I had never heard of this book and feel sad that my kids are a little too old for it now (maybe?). It’s so cute and sing-songy. 

Oh, my GOD. She needs to calm the fuck down.

I LOVE the original cause it instantly reminds me of when the husband and I first started dating. It was winter and whenever I’d show up at his place or vice versa, we’d snuggle and it was just lovely to be so warm and cozy when it was frigid outdoors. When it was time to go, for either of us, we could scarcely bear…

I feel so old. I don’t know who most of these people are. 

In case any one is wondering, the onset of this “ability,” as far as I can deduce, began shortly after I fell and struck my head at a friend’s party. We were all having a good time, dancing, and I accidentally stepped back and off a one foot high deck, striking the back of my head on a nearby wooden picnic table, and…

Well, fuck. Sorry you met one of our crazies on your first trip here. 

I agree with the little girl bathroom story, but the Venka one was just... I don’t know. I didn’t get it? Like it was supposed to be Venga, right? Like Come in Spanish? Or what? I don’t remember.