Kristen Stewart is a terrible actress. She’s just dead behind the eyes. Every role is like she had 3 joints and ambien.

I remember “Girls Next Door”, think I was like 12. I enjoyed it they made it look fun. Remember telling my mother I wanted to be in Playboy when I get older. Her response “I’m not sending you to private school to run around naked.”

Of all the post about Hugh’s death, Jez’s was the one I wanted to see most as to see how he was remembered. He has a complex legacy: publisher of some of the best authors of the 20's century, great art, amazing photographers (Annie Leibovitz, Herb Ritts, Helmut Newton among others), insightful interviews, early…

Rest In Peace, you horny old coot. And for all his many faults, this has always stood out to me:

She’s so good at playing bitches I have to wonder if she’s acting at all...

John Oliver also played that video of JudgeJeannine Pirro losing her shit on the NFL national anthem protest . OMG now I see why the people on my Facebook are such dicks if they watch Fox News . That bitch is crazy

Frusen Glädjé- if they still made it I would eat it. But not with Jeffrey Dahmer. Mostly because he’s extra dead. Also because he was one of the creepiest serial killers ever.

“I think feminist is an insult but I still want credit for being woke.”

I imagine the studio/network decides where and when they go to shows when they are promoting something. I’m sure someone got an earful from Jane afterwards.

“I’m sitting here with Jeffrey Dahmer, who, you might remember, murdered and ate numerous people. Now, Jeff, do you ever have days where you just want to put on some fuzzy slippers, eat a pint of Früsen Gladgė, and watch old reruns of Let’s Make A Deal? Because when I get the Blahs, that’s what I do. What do you do to…

Megyn Kelly Colors, 9/25/17-9/27/17

My intense hatred for Megyn Kelly felt irrational until I saw John Oliver’s clips over her on Sunday and then I felt fully justified and pleased with my visceral disgust.

I’m grateful Emma Roberts was quickly killed off and not joining the show. I can’t handle her when she’s playing a bitch, which is way too often.

you know what, good for her! She wanted to have a baby for a long time. She is a grown woman who has lived her life and can afford it.

IT’S A PREGNANCY PAKKKKK FOR RATINGS!!!!

Yeah, the point is that he’s spending HER money and she likely bought her own ring.

Since she paid for it, why shouldn’t she show it off? *shrug*

Williams, who has always wanted to be Mariah Carey basically, lives in the same world of fantasy, shade, and unrealness, as her hero.

Dirt Bag 2: Electric Boogaloo

They probably have some kind of arrangement that works for them. He’s being way too flagrant for her to gave no idea. His name is on the fucking mailbox! Nine miles from her house!