LOL. Plus he was being extorted. His side-chick was about to leak videos along with some steaming tea if he didn’t pay up. So him getting head of the situation is only so he could keep his money. Watching that half ass apology he cares more about his image and doesn’t need leaked videos messing up his checks.

I guess mother was wrong, sometimes the trash DO take itself out.

I will never understand how people who begin a relationship with someone who is cheating on their S.O. to be with them think that they’re not going to be cheated on in the future...

See, Eniko? We told you that you would be out here looking crazy if you kept talking on social media.

Right?

This was a good, interesting show even if it, like the characters, annoyed the shit out of me at times. It is a worthy vehicle for Alia Shawkat—and maybe even moreso for Meredith Hagner, whose character while not as obviously angsty, is probably even more f**ed up, self-absorbed, and complicated.

My family and I are loving her new line. We all have drastically different shades ranging from extremely pale to very dark. We were like kids in a candy store over Fenty. Even if Rihanna wasn’t spending time in a lab, I do think she’s the brains behind the line and really wanted to offer everyone the chance to find a…

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

CONGRATULATIONS, ASSHOLES, YOU INVENTED THE VENDING MACHINE.

Aw, hell naw. I love my neighborhood bodegas. Not only can I get my milk, bread, coffee, and other essentials their delis are supes good.

“ she didn’t know she hit him”. Oh, okay, so your best defense is a reckless disregard for use of a fucking firearm? Like, I deal with a lot of homeless folks. Thanks to our broken mental health system, a lack of social services, and rampant drug abuse, it is totally possible for a homeless guy to, for want of a…

When I first saw this pic, I legit thought “omg, it can even spray a fine, refreshing mist!”

‘did i really hurt you that bad that you don’t even want to be my friend?’

The most incredible part of this story is that somebody is still interested in interviewing Russell Brand.

I thought so, too, but he was watching one of those incest pornos, wasn’t he? That seems normal these days because of Trump but it’s not.

There’s a screenshot of him watching it, too.

I was a little surprised he liked medirocre vanilla porn (if you can call a stepmom eating out her stepdaughter vanilla) instead of tentacle porn, but maybe lizard people like Ted find human sex kinkier?

He says he was hacked but there’s actual video of him liking the tweet

bitch isn’t even the original Kylie