Immediately brought back memories of the slog through the Chrysler building in Parasite Eve

You are correct, you complained that they were not attractive, as if that’s somehow a better argument 🙄

Ah yes, blame the victims for being taken advantage of by a couple of billion dollar corporations and base your argument solely on the small percentage of streamers that don't require donations to get by. 

Knowing this community and how they use CRTs “because frame delay” and wired controllers “because input lag”, there’s no way I would ever believe this statement was sincere: “using Slippi felt like playing offline”

Fun fact “Obama phone,” or Lifeline as it is actually named, was created during the Reagan administration. It started as subsidized landline service. Cellular was added the year before Obama took office.

So, like a real bank it lures you in with an attractive APY and then proceeds to lower it after they’ve acquired your business.

I thought Jason was the reason games were delayed, not COVID-19. Unless...

I do hope they drop the guns. Give the Lancers interesting gameplay mechanics. Guns just felt lazy. 

I love how you still manage to come back to the black widow challenge at the end. 

Bowling? Now you have my attention. 

glorious pimple popping of plot

Engaging in any act that, in my sole discretion, brings you into public disrepute, offends a portion or group of the public, or otherwise damages humanity’s image will result in removal from future patronage and reduction of the company’s total revenue from myself to $0 USD, in addition to other remedies which may be…

First heard it myself in the local college town gaming club, in 2005 and a thousand miles from where it originated. But, there were also a lot of smash players that frequented the smashboard forums. 

It is starting to feel like “dunking” you is some troll version of the Holy Grail. It has become a guilty pleasure of mine to read all of the whiffs.

You cannot be surprised by Bugoongu’s response. Anyone even sparsely following reactions to No Man’s Sky over the last 3 years knows your question wasn’t genuine.

You mean, attacking an argument against using the Epic store that isn’t being defended by a majority of people that have arguments against using the Epic store (as can be seen in the very comments in this section)? That’s exactly what that term means.

The developers have said they fear that random groups will have too tough a time

It was probably the mole rats. There’s a new glitch where they can attack from an invulnerable state, as if they are still underground. I lost my entire camp to this one - even upper floors, because you’d see the rat just floating in the air but could do nothing to it.

This cracked me up. Not everyday you get to thank a snothouse