Aerostar is not of this Earth.

If you think Shane was the first person to do that stunt, then you’ve proven why they keep doing it. It’s always going to be new to someone.

*SPOILERS* The monster they have to fight is Kinja.

Oh, man. I’m gonna remember the 80s so fucking hard again. I’m remembering them right this second!

when i hear my own voice in a recording

Time for a little space fisting from the Giant Green Hand of Apollo.

Sadly their charisma and intelligent ratings are usually pretty low.

So he’s a wizard and a knight? That’s some crazy cross-classing right there.

bless your chest cavity

the imperial wizard of the Loyal White Knights of the KKK

You know what worked best on the Klan in the past? Superman!

“Don’t matter. We killed 6 million Jews the last time. Eleven million is nothing,” Barker said. (Yes, he went there.)

We live in an era where wilful ignorance is tolerated and even celebrated. I believe the point of no return was the release of ICP’s Miracles (“fucking magnets - how do they work?”)

I mean, the mad panic today is about a freaking shadow. A five-year-old can understand the concept of a shadow. Are people really so thick…

Hot take: Any adult who actually needs to be told that in 2017 deserves to be poisoned.

I hope that autocorrect wasn’t intentional

If those tidal forces were that strong, being inside wouldn’t save you. People are weird.

About 25 years ago I was working with a person who just about burst into tears trying to convince our pregnant office manager not to go outside during a partial eclipse. This honest-to-goodness college graduate working in the tech sector had some concocted explanation of “tidal forces interacting with the saltwater in…

When I was buying my eclipse glasses, I was in line behind a woman who bought 130 pair for her preschool. I guess in California she’d be Public Enemy #1.

I remember when i was in grade school, probably 5th grade? and there was an eclipse. we made pin hole projectors and went outside and used them. it was a school event. Times have changed.

An educator said that? That’s pitiful